Hillary Secretly Gives Birth To Socialist Martian Baby In Venezuela. AOC Was Midwife.

[PoliTalker]

Truth about HillMonster Revealed!

Finally, the truth the liberal media and the Deep State has been concealing is revealed. Hillary Clinton, whose actual name is Shemale I. Colludhad, fell down the stairs at the Maduro Bar in Caracas, became delirious, and babbled the truth that she secretly ordered the Japanese to attack Pearl Harbor before being Rush Limbaughed to the hospital, where it was discovered she was pregnant and about to give birth. Under heavy sedation, and under the care of US Rep Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, she gave birth to a small green man who then promptly flew around the room and was whisked away by a beam of red light coming from a hovering spacecraft outside the window.

The spacecraft immediately departed.

Image of Spacecraft

 

[PoliTalker]

This was verified by the Daily Caller.

 

[anonymoose]

This was verified by the Daily Caller.

That's nice. Are you aware yet that nobody cares?

 

[PoliTalker]

Hello anonymoose,

That's nice. Are you aware yet that nobody cares?

Why not?

It's as believable as most of the stuff Trump supporters cling to.

Oh, I know why not. It hasn't been amplified by Facebook and Cambridge Analytica.

Maybe if I just say it was it will go viral?

 

[PoliTalker]

I mean come on!

It's got all the stuff to be afraid of. There's Hillary, AOC, Socialism.

And then I threw in that bit about the wall.

It's the perfect conspiracy theory.

The right wing should eat it up.

Nobody even noticed that Hillary ordered the attack on Pearl before she was even BORN!

Details don't matter, right?

 

[anonymoose]

Hello anonymoose,



Why not?

It's as believable as most of the stuff Trump supporters cling to.

Oh, I know why not. It hasn't been amplified by Fac ebook and Cambridge Analytica.

Maybe if I just say it was it will go viral?

Facebook is a good reason to repeal the 1st amendment.

I say we all compromise . Repeal the 1st and the 2nd amendments.
It's time.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

That's nice. Are you aware yet that nobody cares?

I understand. Politalker really messed up on this one. She didn't give birth. It was an adoption. And it happened a long time ago. They called the child "Barack" and tried to pass off his odd appearance as being from Kenya. Thankfully, we had the Glorious Orange God-Given Prophet Toadstool to dig into the whole sordid affair and expose 44 and almost-45 as a fraud!

Here's a pic for proof.

 

[Jade Dragon]

Facebook is a good reason to repeal the 1st amendment.

I say we all compromise . Repeal the 1st and the 2nd amendments.
It's time.

Facebook doesn't really involve the first amendment. They can boot anyone they want, for not staying in the user agreement guidelines, and it's tough shit for the booted. The first amendment keeps government from infringing on your speech, but doesn't give you reins over private enterprises, or use of their servers.

 

[anonymoose]

Facebook doesn't really involve the first amendment. They can boot anyone they want, for not staying in the user agreement guidelines, and it's tough shit for the booted. The first amendment keeps government from infringing on your speech, but doesn't give you reins over private enterprises, or use of their servers.

Oh well. Forget about my offer on the 2nd amendment then.

 

[PoliTalker]

Hello anonymoose,

Facebook is a good reason to repeal the 1st amendment.

I say we all compromise . Repeal the 1st and the 2nd amendments.
It's time.

Wow. That's a huge offer. I'm impressed.

But I don't think we have to give up the 1st in order to rewrite the outdated 2nd.

The 2nd amendment is outdated because it attempts to provide for the security of the Free State through militias. WWII showed us we have to have a standing army and a very advanced military for that. We should still have the right to own guns, but we've already violated the 2nd by outlawing the right to bear arms in the form of personal WMDs. It's time to have a new amendment which still allows gun ownership, but only under more strict regulation. Limitations and registration are a must. 'Arms' is too broad a word and we definitely need infringement. Marjorie Stoneman Douglas was a turning point. FINALLY!

Anyone who thinks the answer to more shootings is more guns? WE CALL B S !!!

And while we are regulating the physical danger of guns we also need to regulate the virtual danger of Facebook.

 

[PoliTalker]

Hello ThatOwlWoman,

I understand. Politalker really messed up on this one. She didn't give birth. It was an adoption. And it happened a long time ago. They called the child "Barack" and tried to pass off his odd appearance as being from Kenya. Thankfully, we had the Glorious Orange God-Given Prophet Toadstool to dig into the whole sordid affair and expose 44 and almost-45 as a fraud!

Here's a pic for proof.

PRICELESS!



Why am I not surprised. The only difference here is that now there are a lot more people who believe this kind of baloney. The baloney has gotten slicker, far more sophisticated. And the people seem to have gotten less discerning, less able to tell the baloney from the real meat.

 

[Ross Dolan]

I mean come on!

It's got all the stuff to be afraid of. There's Hillary, AOC, Socialism.

And then I threw in that bit about the wall.

It's the perfect conspiracy theory.

The right wing should eat it up.

Nobody even noticed that Hillary ordered the attack on Pearl before she was even BORN!

Details don't matter, right?

Grassy Knoll.

Ya gotta work a grassy knoll into it...or they ain't gonna buy it.

 

[PoliTalker]

Good morning Frank,

Grassy Knoll.

Ya gotta work a grassy knoll into it...or they ain't gonna buy it.

Hey, ya gotta give me credit. It had nearly everything to hate. And the pic sealed the deal.

 

[Nomad]

Grassy Knoll.

Ya gotta work a grassy knoll into it...or they ain't gonna buy it.

What, no mention of high explosive charges planted around the bases of the support columns in the World Trade Center towers in the days just prior to 9/11???

I mean, if you want to be thorough....

 

[Tranquillus in Exile]

What, no mention of high explosive charges planted around the bases of the support columns in the World Trade Center towers in the days just prior to 9/11???

I mean, if you want to be thorough....

The Twin Towers collapsed TOP DOWN, so Hillary must have planted explosives from the level where the planes were scheduled to hit ALL THE WAY DOWN when nobody was looking.

It's all in my thread ...
https://www.justplainpolitics.com/showthread.php?85831-North-Tower-Exploding

 

[Althea]

Hello ThatOwlWoman,



PRICELESS!



Why am I not surprised. The only difference here is that now there are a lot more people who believe this kind of baloney. The baloney has gotten slicker, far more sophisticated. And the people seem to have gotten less discerning, less able to tell the baloney from the real meat.

I think you really overdid it this time.

Why didn't you just claim:

Hillary gave her daughter Chelsea top security clearance so that she can further her business interests around the world.

Her son in law also has the same clearances, and has been touring the world drumming up investors for his failed real estate ventures.

Clinton hopes to craft foreign policy based on what is best for her/her families' business interests, to the detriment of the country.


Nobody would ever believe it.

 

[RB 60]

Hello anonymoose,



Wow. That's a huge offer. I'm impressed.

But I don't think we have to give up the 1st in order to rewrite the outdated 2nd.

The 2nd amendment is outdated because it attempts to provide for the security of the Free State through militias. WWII showed us we have to have a standing army and a very advanced military for that. We should still have the right to own guns, but we've already violated the 2nd by outlawing the right to bear arms in the form of personal WMDs. It's time to have a new amendment which still allows gun ownership, but only under more strict regulation. Limitations and registration are a must. 'Arms' is too broad a word and we definitely need infringement. Marjorie Stoneman Douglas was a turning point. FINALLY!

Anyone who thinks the answer to more shootings is more guns? WE CALL B S !!!

And while we are regulating the physical danger of guns we also need to regulate the virtual danger of Facebook.

You will never rewrite the 2nd. Not in my lifetime. No limitations, no registration. I would never register my unregistered guns anyway.

 

[PoliTalker]

Hello Althea,

I think you really overdid it this time.

Why didn't you just claim:

Hillary gave her daughter Chelsea top security clearance so that she can further her business interests around the world.

Her son in law also has the same clearances, and has been touring the world drumming up investors for his failed real estate ventures.

Clinton hopes to craft foreign policy based on what is best for her/her families' business interests, to the detriment of the country.


Nobody would ever believe it.

LOL!

Another good one.

Hey. We have to be careful making up spoof Conservative Myths. You never know what's going to gain traction! It's hard to make up something more bizarre than what is already being liked and retweeted.

 

[PoliTalker]

Hello RB 60,

You will never rewrite the 2nd. Not in my lifetime. No limitations, no registration. I would never register my unregistered guns anyway.

And if you didn't use them in a crime then nobody would ever know you had them.