Hitler finds out his officers are gay

[The Anonymous]

Poor Legion The Fag and Legion The Troll. They cannot get a break.

 

[Minister of Truth]

You can't confiscate the Nazi officers' dildos. They need them for foreplay!

 

[AProudLefty]

You can't confiscate the Nazi officers' dildos. They need them for foreplay!

 

[Lightbringer]

A large group of "straight" men wearing Hugo Boss. Seems legit.

 

[AProudLefty]

A large group of "straight" men wearing Hugo Boss. Seems legit.

Some of them are metrosexuals.

 

[AProudLefty]

A large group of "straight" men wearing Hugo Boss. Seems legit.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Some of them are metrosexuals.

Metro is just one foot out of the closet.

 

[AProudLefty]

Metro is just one foot out of the closet.

I do not know about that one. Do you care about your appearance?

 

[AProudLefty]

This one I would go for.

 

[AProudLefty]

Harry Potter's girl.

 

[AProudLefty]

Last one. I know you know who she is.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Dr Elsa Schneider from Last Crusade was pretty hot.

 

[Lightbringer]

Dr Elsa Schneider from Last Crusade was pretty hot.

I'd do her.

 

[AProudLefty]

What about this one? I would have caressed her face all night long.

 

[AProudLefty]

Warning: evil ahead.

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[AProudLefty]

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