Horoscope Friday: The Aries Man

C

Cypress

Will work for Scooby snacks
I'm a bad at maintaining long term relationships, evidently...:mad:

HOROSCOPES - YOU AND ARIES MAN

It would be superfluous to say he has fiery emotions because he has practically no other kind. He’s always in search of something that will satisfy his pioneering, ever-aggressive lust for adventure. He moves within a self-created aura of excitement and somehow things happen wherever he is.

He won’t be easy to resist. Think it over before you say even a tentative no. Where else will you find a lover as adventurous, original, virile, and vital? A woman who is attracted to an Aries male should be willing to settle for a brilliant, exciting and generally short affair (WTF?!). Romantically, he dotes on challenge and novelty. To him the world is a garden of feminine flowers and he can’t afford to miss the scent of a single lovely bloom. There are so many delights to sample—before winter comes. He is always eager for a new experience. At first, that’s all a woman represents to him.

However, there is a vulnerable side to this man. he believes in the Eternal Woman, a romanticized version of the beautiful goddess whom he will sweep off her feet. He doesn’t understand deviousness in a relationship, and if a woman appears innocent and yielding he won’t look further. If he discovers that he has been duped and taken advantage of, his bewilderment and hurt quickly turn to anger.

Aries is an acter-out of sexual fantasies. The minute he finds himself daydreaming about a sexual situation, he sets to work trying to make it a reality. And something about his blunt, direct approach, “the battering ram,” gets results where more subtle means might fail. He leaves no doubt of his intention from the first, but comes at you directly. His manner is forceful, aggressive, and winning. He is used to winning. On your first date you’ll learn that you cannot take the lead. He will tell you where you’re going and when; you can simply relax and leave it all in his capable hands.

He is impulsive to the point of rashness. When he wants you, he wants you. He has no control over his passions and must go anywhere his desires impel him. He doesn’t worry about consequences.

This man has energy, imagination, and sheer physical exuberance. Any woman who has had an Aries man around the house will tell you she had an exciting time—while it lasted (ouch!)
Click to expand...
 
Ha! My husband is an Aries; he's nothing at all like that description and we've been together for nearly 16 years, happier every day.

But then, astrology is just entertainment, anyway, isn't it! :)
 
Thorn said:
Ha! My husband is an Aries; he's nothing at all like that description and we've been together for nearly 16 years, happier every day.

But then, astrology is just entertainment, anyway, isn't it! :)
Click to expand...
No acting out of sexual fantasies, huh? Well, different strokes, as they say.






;)
 
As an Aries I have to take issue with the author's repeated insinuations that it would be a "short" affair.
 
I didn't even see that part in the description. Anyway, we're soul mates and mate-mates, and best friends, and the spark that lit the first time we saw each other just remains. (Wasn't there an old song something like that?) :rolleyes:

I think that it's easy to cherrypick from those descriptions and discard what doesn't fit; certainly in my sign that's true, but it may be the most eclectic of the 12. It's just for fun.
 
Thorn said:
I didn't even see that part in the description. Anyway, we're soul mates and mate-mates, and best friends, and the spark that lit the first time we saw each other just remains. (Wasn't there an old song something like that?) :rolleyes:

I think that it's easy to cherrypick from those descriptions and discard what doesn't fit; certainly in my sign that's true, but it may be the most eclectic of the 12. It's just for fun.
Click to expand...
So was my comment (just for fun). :pke:

Of all regulars on here, only Trog and AnyOldIron are less likely to take astrology seriously than I. Or so I suspect, anyway. :)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top