House Porn (but the opposite)

[cawacko]

Who wants to live in this bad boy? 371 sq.ft. for $550K.


https://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Francisco/388-Fulton-St-94102/unit-207/home/143291267

 

[Irish Exit]

Shoot someone beat me to it.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Who wants to live in this bad boy? 371 sq.ft. for $550K.
https://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Francisco/388-Fulton-St-94102/unit-207/home/143291267

Geezy peaches. No thanks. A view of City Hall! Whoopee! Maybe half a million bucks means something different in SF. I'm pretty sure that the rest of us don't envision half a million bucks buying you this:

 

[Jack]

Why oh why, when someone says 'porn', ... ThatOwlWoman is first on the scene.

 

[CharacterAssassin]

Why oh why, when someone says 'porn', ... ThatOwlWoman is first on the scene.

They also said 'house', you poor old drunk.

 

[Jack]

They also said 'house', you poor old drunk.

Do I know you?

 

[Cancel 2019.1]

Do I know you?

I think it's a Mason sock.

 

[CharacterAssassin]

Do I know you?

I was just poking fun. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

Friendly fire.

 

[CharacterAssassin]

I think it's a Mason sock.

You don't seem to think much at all.

 

[Jack]

I think it's a Mason sock.

(tapping chin) Possibly. (or, someone under deep cover)

 

[Cancel 2019.1]

(tapping chin) Possibly. (or, someone under deep cover)

Yaya?

 

[Jack]

I was just poking fun. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

Friendly fire.

CharacterAssassin: "Looks like that because you're too busy posting here, you're not spending any time with the underground in Iran, fighting for regime change. Pussy."
Jack: You've already called Herbbilly a Pussy, so I know you're one of the 'Good Guys', I was just wondering WHICH one.

 

[Jack]

Yaya?

Uh, ... No.

 

[CharacterAssassin]

CharacterAssassin: "Looks like that because you're too busy posting here, you're not spending any time with the underground in Iran, fighting for regime change. Pussy."
Jack: You've already called Herbbilly a Pussy, so I know you're one of the 'Good Guys', I was just wondering WHICH one.

We haven't communicated here at all, so I'm trying to get bearings straight, tighten sails, all that sort of thang

Let me express my regret about my misunderstanding with this:

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

I'll let you boys fling jizz at each other. Jack is very good at that. Enjoy your fun!

 

[Jack]

I'll let you boys fling jizz at each other. Jack is very good at that. Enjoy your fun!

Owl. Have any guess as to who CharacterAssassin is?

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Owl. Have any guess as to who CharacterAssassin is?

Some person smarter than you with an anonymous screen name on an obscure politics forum website. That's all we need to know.

 

[Jack]

Some person smarter than you with an anonymous screen name on an obscure politics forum website. That's all we need to know.

Well, this could come as some shocking news but, ... 'CharacterAssassin' has ONE 'Friend'. And that is: 'Oracle of JPP714'. (using right index finger to make a small circle in the air) Does that narrow things down a little?