How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? (and other news)

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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat?!”

Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face with the bloody cuts of beef, yelling at each one of them, “‘If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding! How Can You Have Any Pudding Is You Don’t Eat Your Meat?’“. He would repeat this over and over until has was stopped. It was somewhere around the 12th victim of his walk-by-slapping, when a good samaritan intervened by tackling and restraining him on the ground until authorities arrived.

Clinton, a life long resident of Ojai, has not been a fan of all the vegan restaurants popping up and taking over the city he loves. “Used to be a time you could choose from several different places to enjoy a steak on a Friday night. Now you’re lucky if you can find one. All these “meatless” options are silly, overpriced and Un-American. What about the folks that want some beef and don’t care for your unkept armpits and electric cars? Well the town I love doesn’t give a shit about us anymore!”, Clinton told our reporters via his jail cell.

Of the dozen or so victims of Brewer’s, 3 were sent to the local hospital with superficial wounds. Most of the injuries were of the emotional variety and all of the victims had a chance to speak with grief counselors. A candlelight vigil is planned for this coming weekend is hopes of raising positive vibes to heal the community.

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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat?!”

Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face with the bloody cuts of beef, yelling at each one of them, “‘If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding! How Can You Have Any Pudding Is You Don’t Eat Your Meat?’“. He would repeat this over and over until has was stopped. It was somewhere around the 12th victim of his walk-by-slapping, when a good samaritan intervened by tackling and restraining him on the ground until authorities arrived.

Clinton, a life long resident of Ojai, has not been a fan of all the vegan restaurants popping up and taking over the city he loves. “Used to be a time you could choose from several different places to enjoy a steak on a Friday night. Now you’re lucky if you can find one. All these “meatless” options are silly, overpriced and Un-American. What about the folks that want some beef and don’t care for your unkept armpits and electric cars? Well the town I love doesn’t give a shit about us anymore!”, Clinton told our reporters via his jail cell.

Of the dozen or so victims of Brewer’s, 3 were sent to the local hospital with superficial wounds. Most of the injuries were of the emotional variety and all of the victims had a chance to speak with grief counselors. A candlelight vigil is planned for this coming weekend is hopes of raising positive vibes to heal the community.

More at link...

If this actually happened I think it's excellent! The freaks have no problem busting into steak houses and disgusting people who are eating so they should get a taste of their own medicine. We treat those people too nicely. Its hilarious they need counseling for "healing". LMFAO
 
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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat?!”

Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face with the bloody cuts of beef, yelling at each one of them, “‘If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding! How Can You Have Any Pudding Is You Don’t Eat Your Meat?’“. He would repeat this over and over until has was stopped. It was somewhere around the 12th victim of his walk-by-slapping, when a good samaritan intervened by tackling and restraining him on the ground until authorities arrived.

Clinton, a life long resident of Ojai, has not been a fan of all the vegan restaurants popping up and taking over the city he loves. “Used to be a time you could choose from several different places to enjoy a steak on a Friday night. Now you’re lucky if you can find one. All these “meatless” options are silly, overpriced and Un-American. What about the folks that want some beef and don’t care for your unkept armpits and electric cars? Well the town I love doesn’t give a shit about us anymore!”, Clinton told our reporters via his jail cell.

Of the dozen or so victims of Brewer’s, 3 were sent to the local hospital with superficial wounds. Most of the injuries were of the emotional variety and all of the victims had a chance to speak with grief counselors. A candlelight vigil is planned for this coming weekend is hopes of raising positive vibes to heal the community.

More at link...

Sounds like a sorry piece of shit.
 
Most of the injuries were of the emotional variety and all of the victims had a chance to speak with grief counselors. A candlelight vigil is planned for this coming weekend is hopes of raising positive vibes to heal the community.

OMG.............. what flaming Wokester Karens...................grief counselors! (:
 
If this actually happened I think it's excellent! The freaks have no problem busting into steak houses and disgusting people who are eating so they should get a taste of their own medicine. We treat those people too nicely. Its hilarious they need counseling for "healing". LMFAO

I knew you were a violent criminal, Yak. No doubt you've been to prison and have no problem going back for assaulting innocent people with your meat.
 
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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat?!”

Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face with the bloody cuts of beef, yelling at each one of them, “‘If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding! How Can You Have Any Pudding Is You Don’t Eat Your Meat?’“. He would repeat this over and over until has was stopped. It was somewhere around the 12th victim of his walk-by-slapping, when a good samaritan intervened by tackling and restraining him on the ground until authorities arrived.

Clinton, a life long resident of Ojai, has not been a fan of all the vegan restaurants popping up and taking over the city he loves. “Used to be a time you could choose from several different places to enjoy a steak on a Friday night. Now you’re lucky if you can find one. All these “meatless” options are silly, overpriced and Un-American. What about the folks that want some beef and don’t care for your unkept armpits and electric cars? Well the town I love doesn’t give a shit about us anymore!”, Clinton told our reporters via his jail cell.

Of the dozen or so victims of Brewer’s, 3 were sent to the local hospital with superficial wounds. Most of the injuries were of the emotional variety and all of the victims had a chance to speak with grief counselors. A candlelight vigil is planned for this coming weekend is hopes of raising positive vibes to heal the community.

More at link...

I'm reminded of this:

 
The Babylon Bee seems to have competition from reality in California these days...

Or, as has been said before, Truth is stranger than bullshit...
 
That one and the "how not to be seen" skits were among my faves... My absolute favorite Monty Python skit was the one with the poorly written Belgian to English dictionary.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!"


Monty Python was always awesome. Great movies too.

Clinton went nuts in May 2023. I couldn't find an update on what happened to him. From the OP link: "Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden...

...Of the dozen or so victims of Brewer’s, 3 were sent to the local hospital with superficial wounds."
 
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