How do I join the illuminati.

[BRUTALITOPS]

Please Advise.

I like control.

 

[uscitizen]

I think a member has to recommend you.

 

[Damocles]

I don't even know if they exist. Ask AHZ I'm sure he can give you some hints.

As far as I know if you send me $20 to bury in my back yard with a note, it won't help you at all...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Can I join too please?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

quit copying me watermark!!!!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

quit copying me watermark!!!!

Fuck you then.

I'm joining the Jewish conspiracy! I don't need you and the illumanti!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

AHZ any advice sir?

 

[Kamala Trump]

AHZ any advice sir?

Reject hierarchy

Point to point networks have proven their superiority

 

[Said1]

For a laugh, I used to read the guest book at an Illuminati web site. Funny stuff. One guy used to write volumes of stuff. He even believed that they had gotten to his wife who threatened to leave if he didn't get help with his paranoia.

 

[Kamala Trump]

For a laugh, I used to read the guest book at an Illuminati web site. Funny stuff. One guy used to write volumes of stuff. He even believed that they had gotten to his wife who threatened to leave if he didn't get help with his paranoia.

What a bitch! Quelle une bitch?

 

[Said1]

What a bitch! Quelle une bitch?

Bien-oui-le! Real paaaah-tun (French Canadian slang for c**t).

 

[evince]

Please Advise.

I like control.

You can marry into it.

 

[Kamala Trump]

You will reap what you sew. So?

 

[Said1]

You will reap what you sew. So?

I thought it was sow, or soe.

 

[uscitizen]

Please Advise.

I like control.

You will be approached and evaluated for potential membership. they will not identify themselves though.

 

[TexasMeg]

LOL i saw this and my first thought was ME TOO!!! didnt even read thread

 

[Annie]

I don't even know if they exist. Ask AHZ I'm sure he can give you some hints.

As far as I know if you send me $20 to bury in my back yard with a note, it won't help you at all...

But if you send ME $20, I'll help you find the way.

 

[gonzojournals]

Pay me 1,000,000 dollars and I will send your official Illuminati membership card.

 

[Beefy]

Pay me 1,000,000 dollars and I will send your official Illuminati membership card.

Horribly unfunny and timed badly. A disaster of a joke, a calamity.

 

[LadyT]

For a laugh, I used to read the guest book at an Illuminati web site. Funny stuff. One guy used to write volumes of stuff. He even believed that they had gotten to his wife who threatened to leave if he didn't get help with his paranoia.

Okay, that was the funniest thread I've read in a while.