How many non-caucasion JPP members are left-handed bisexual Catholics?

[Rationalist]

Just wondering.

 

[Rationalist]

Incidentally, if I were single I'd possibly be interested in meeting a woman who fits that description.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I am left-handed, so I figure that's close enough.

 

[Rationalist]

Clearly this forum is not diverse enough. I hereby form an affirmative action committee to address this serious problem, and appoint Mott as the head of said committee.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Alright, show of (left) hands: How many people on this site are left-handed? I need to know how cool we are as a collective body.

 

[/MSG/]

I shoot left handed, but since I'm technically a Pagan, I thought it would be offensive to vote yes.

 

[Damocles]

Dangit, I meant to vote for "I am"...

 

[Minister of Truth]

Oh, that's right, I am 2/3, as I am both left-handed and Catholic. If we redefine bisexual to mean "two girls at once," then we might have something there...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Dangit, I meant to vote for "I am"...

You are?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Clearly this forum is not diverse enough. I hereby form an affirmative action committee to address this serious problem, and appoint Mott as the head of said committee.

Naaa, you're to late. I all ready volunteered to head up another committee. I don't know which I like less. The fact that I volunteered or that I'm stuck in another committee?

 

[Minister of Truth]

The Ohio Committee?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I didn't realize all the Trinity members were left handed.....

 

[Minister of Truth]

Only 2 of us out of 5...

 

[/MSG/]

2.5

I shoot left handed. And that's a pretty dominate activity of mine.

 

[Minister of Truth]

1.5 then, since I was counting you as a-whole.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Do you shoot left-handed so that you can hold a beer or babe in your other hand?

 

[/MSG/]

Grind is lefty if I remember correctly.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Tits.

 

[/MSG/]

Tits.

Since you asked...

 

[Rationalist]

Since you asked...