How Many of Trumps Kids will Become President? The Left Can't Think Beyond Their Next Latte

[Tobytone]

I've seen it a million times around here, the hivemind dreaming up scenarios where Trump kicks the bucket or some liberal fantasy of a legal showdown that'll take him down for good. They never seem to grasp that Trump's kids are actually pretty darn talented and likable, outshining any Democrat in politics. To put it mildly, there's a talent deficit in the Dems that's bigger than the national debt. Maybe they know it deep down, but like their shiny bald heads and pent-up sexual frustration, they don't want to talk about it, let alone think about it. Imagine the horror as they do the math, realizing there's a very real chance they'll be pushing up daisies with a Trump still in the White House. Just one of many reasons I've got this perma-smile plastered on my face. ROFL Your thoughts.

 

[TravisBickle]

I like the way you think.

 

[Tobytone]

I've seen it a million times around here, the hivemind dreaming up scenarios where Trump kicks the bucket or some liberal fantasy of a legal showdown that'll take him down for good. They never seem to grasp that Trump's kids are actually pretty darn talented and likable, outshining any Democrat in politics. To put it mildly, there's a talent deficit in the Dems that's bigger than the national debt. Maybe they know it deep down, but like their shiny bald heads and pent-up sexual frustration, they don't want to talk about it, let alone think about it. Imagine the horror as they do the math, realizing there's a very real chance they'll be pushing up daisies with a Trump still in the White House. Just one of many reasons I've got this perma-smile plastered on my face. ROFL Your thoughts.

I almost forgot, I heard Trump is if fact planning to proclaim himself dictator and will change the laws making only the Trump name allowed on ballots with a special clause that in the event of no remaining Trumps are interested in the presidency Elon Musk will be installed. Don't tell the drones, they'll alert Keith Olbermann and ruin the whole thing.