that's so Chicago suburbs*&^%$ motherf&^%$#in' dog-breath moron bastard bullshit. (This is JPP so this is the type of response that will ultimately appear, but in the interim I'm going to say "into squares" as that is how God intended all pizza to be cut. Heretics bound for the fires of hell are free to cut their pizza any other way they want).
cutting a round pizza into squares is just foolish.