How to Handle Trolls 101

LurchAddams

There Can be Only One!
Into the Night

BigDog

Truth Detector

These are three of the trolls I've been playing with. So.. here's what they do. Say for example, you start or are participating in a thread about 1/6.

What those guys do will be to come in and first, try to sew doubt that it was a planned coup. They'll use the Fox line that "it was just no big deal".

Another tactic, is that they'll claim it can't be a coup because there were "no weapons".

Those are just two examples of the lies they attempt. The trick is to stay calm and let them do that. Just calmly say it was planed and the 1/6 presentation proves. it.

The worst thing you can do to a troll is not lose your cool. That's what they want. It drives them insane when you stay calm and don't snow anger.

Eventually the trolls, and I've seen all three of them do this: When they can't get to you using the tactics above, they'll screw up and say something stupid, like "it was Democrats who conduced to coup". <--- that's your opening. When that happens just pursue them relentlessly with one line:

Prove it.

And don't let them off the hook, just keep saying prove (whatever dumshit thing they said). They'll try to deflect, they'll try to insult you, anything to get you to stop asking them to prove it. One of those guys, I think it was Into the Night, tried to deny they said what they said. Well, I had cut and pasted their quote into a word document, because I knew they'd do that. All I do then is paste their lie they lied about, and continue to say, "prove it".

Trolls are stupid. Duh - they're trolls. They're really easy to defeat here.
 
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Another thing these trolls so to justify 1/6 is to pivot to the George Floyd riots and claim "Democrats did this".

It's what Tucker tells them to say.

Just inform the trolls that BLM and Antifa don't coordinate with the Democratic party like the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers coordinate with Republicans.

BLM and Antifa are not Democrats, however Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and all other white supremacists are Republicans.
 
Please, if anyone has any other troll-fighting tactics, post them here :)

It's fun.. it's like whack a mole. You beat them down and then another one pops up.
 
Note the two trolls in my signature are examples of what happened when the trolls weren't able to get me to lose my cool. They pulled an "Alex Jones" and claimed that Uvalde and other mass shootings were actually Democrats killing children to make a political point. Alex Jones got sued for doing that.

See? Trolls are stupid.
 
So, Truth Detector and Into the Night are the same troll. Their trick to try to slink out of their lies is to lie again, and say, they've already posted the proof.

Pretty simple response. Tell them if they've posted it already that they should have no trouble posting it again. So tell them to post the proof again, that either the 2020 election was stolen or the traitors storming our Capitol were Democrats.

They'll go away after that. You won. What can they do? They got nothing.
 
A whole thread by the biggest current troll on the board... Luckily, Lurch is a one-sentence retard that couldn't make a comeback to save his life. Like I've said before, throwing comebacks and such his way is like punching a baby, only meaner...
 
A whole thread by the biggest current troll on the board... Luckily, Lurch is a one-sentence retard that couldn't make a comeback to save his life. Like I've said before, throwing comebacks and such his way is like punching a baby, only meaner...

LOL. Sure. The difference between you and me is that when I make a claim, I support it with facts. When you make a claim, you pull it out of your ass.

If using facts versus bullshit makes me a troll, I'll take the label.

Also, since you love it, here's another "groan" for you, MAGA troll.
 
LOL. Sure. The difference between you and me is that when I make a claim, I support it with facts. When you make a claim, you pull it out of your ass.

If using facts versus bullshit makes me a troll, I'll take the label.

Also, since you love it, here's another "groan" for you, MAGA troll.

First, you rarely if ever make a claim, and when you do, you support it with nothing. How could you when your replies, like this very reply of yours, consists of one or two sentences? You are the Homer Simpson--or maybe Simpleton--of the board on facts...

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That's you when it comes to facts. All you have is the ability of the lowest common denominator in IQ to use the most inane, simplest, most basic trolling insults--I can't even say you use ad hominem much because you rarely address the argument--as your one-sentence attempt at a comeback.

You are the sort of troll that gives trolls a bad name. At least a good troll can be entertaining...
 
First, you rarely if ever make a claim, and when you do, you support it with nothing. How could you when your replies, like this very reply of yours, consists of one or two sentences? You are the Homer Simpson--or maybe Simpleton--of the board on facts...

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That's you when it comes to facts. All you have is the ability of the lowest common denominator in IQ to use the most inane, simplest, most basic trolling insults--I can't even say you use ad hominem much because you rarely address the argument--as your one-sentence attempt at a comeback.

You are the sort of troll that gives trolls a bad name. At least a good troll can be entertaining...

Wow, you spent a lot of time here telling me what you think of me. I'm in your head. That means my mind-fucking of you is proceeding according plan.

Good.

By the way - my post has 7 sentences, not 2 so you fail again.

What's it like to fail so often? You seem so calm with it, and I truly have no idea.
 
Wow, you spent a lot of time here telling me what you think of me. I'm in your head. That means my mind-fucking of you is proceeding according plan.

Good.

By the way - my post has 7 sentences, not 2 so you fail again.

What's it like to fail so often? You seem so calm with it, and I truly have no idea.

Ha! I got you! How long did it take you to find someone to type that lame-assed response in for you? Just curious...

I insult the hell out of you and you get defensive. I guess when you got nothing to comeback with that's to be expected...

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Into the Night

BigDog

Truth Detector

These are three of the trolls I've been playing with. So.. here's what they do. Say for example, you start or are participating in a thread about 1/6.

What those guys do will be to come in and first, try to sew doubt that it was a planned coup. They'll use the Fox line that "it was just no big deal".

Another tactic, is that they'll claim it can't be a coup because there were "no weapons".

Those are just two examples of the lies they attempt. The trick is to stay calm and let them do that. Just calmly say it was planed and the 1/6 presentation proves. it.

The worst thing you can do to a troll is not lose your cool. That's what they want. It drives them insane when you stay calm and don't snow anger.

Eventually the trolls, and I've seen all three of them do this: When they can't get to you using the tactics above, they'll screw up and say something stupid, like "it was Democrats who conduced to coup". <--- that's your opening. When that happens just pursue them relentlessly with one line:

Prove it.

And don't let them off the hook, just keep saying prove (whatever dumshit thing they said). They'll try to deflect, they'll try to insult you, anything to get you to stop asking them to prove it. One of those guys, I think it was Into the Night, tried to deny they said what they said. Well, I had cut and pasted their quote into a word document, because I knew they'd do that. All I do then is paste their lie they lied about, and continue to say, "prove it".

Trolls are stupid. Duh - they're trolls. They're really easy to defeat here.

That's comic. The biggest thread troll in the forum lecturing on trolls. I've never seen a more severe case of mental illness. Thanks for the laugh halfwit. :rofl2:
 
Another thing these trolls so to justify 1/6 is to pivot to the George Floyd riots and claim "Democrats did this".

It's what Tucker tells them to say.

Just inform the trolls that BLM and Antifa don't coordinate with the Democratic party like the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers coordinate with Republicans.

BLM and Antifa are not Democrats, however Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and all other white supremacists are Republicans.

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Note the two trolls in my signature are examples of what happened when the trolls weren't able to get me to lose my cool. They pulled an "Alex Jones" and claimed that Uvalde and other mass shootings were actually Democrats killing children to make a political point. Alex Jones got sued for doing that.

See? Trolls are stupid.

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So, Truth Detector and Into the Night are the same troll. Their trick to try to slink out of their lies is to lie again, and say, they've already posted the proof.

Pretty simple response. Tell them if they've posted it already that they should have no trouble posting it again. So tell them to post the proof again, that either the 2020 election was stolen or the traitors storming our Capitol were Democrats.

They'll go away after that. You won. What can they do? They got nothing.

having-a-nervous-breakdown-sad.gif
 
A whole thread by the biggest current troll on the board... Luckily, Lurch is a one-sentence retard that couldn't make a comeback to save his life. Like I've said before, throwing comebacks and such his way is like punching a baby, only meaner...

Ironic isn't it? A more severe case of lack of self awareness cannot be found. Not to mention low intellect, inability to have a coherent thought and lack of civility and honesty. ;)
 
[size=-25]LOL. Sure. The difference between you and me is that when I make a claim, I support it with facts. When you make a claim, you pull it out of your ass.

If using facts versus bullshit makes me a troll, I'll take the label.

Also, since you love it, here's another "groan" for you, MAGA troll.[/size]

Thread troll halfwit says what? :laugh:

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