HOW TO PISS OFF YOUR NEIGHBORS - CORVETTE STYLE

Bourbon said:

Its ONLY Loud ... if you're behind :cool:
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I can't hear you over the sweet rumble coming from the sidepipes because you're behind me :)
 
I just don't get this kind of love of cars

yes they are wonderful piece of technology

but shit loads of things are
 
Bourbon said:
Man has to know his limitations ... some don't.
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...and his vehicle's limitations. Stupidity often results in bad situations. You just don't jump in a 500+ HP vehicle and think you know it's capabilities and limitations.
 
RB 60 said:
...and his vehicle's limitations. Stupidity often results in bad situations. You just don't jump in a 500+ HP vehicle and think you know it's capabilities and limitations.
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The Best Bang for The Buck on a Vehicle ... it's Tires ... it's the only thing that keeps the driver in control. ;)
 
RB 60 said:
I'm sure you don't. Stick to knitting and stay off the highways.
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why


what these high insurance risk bone heads are doing is illegal on the road


they cost you and me money with their behavior


I spray them with hoses when they try it on my street
 
Bourbon said:
The Best Bang for The Buck on a Vehicle ... it's Tires ... it's the only thing that keeps the driver in control. ;)
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Absolutely! A new set will go on my Cobra come spring. The old ones have less than 8000 miles on them and look brand new, but are aged and getting hard. Last fall, I pulled out in traffic and when I hit 3rd. gear, the ass end nearly got away from me :eek:
It's definitely time for new ones!
 
Bourbon said:
Hush your mouth ... it's the only thing that truly understand me.
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I understand LT


its different strokes for different folks


I have friends who do all kinds of things that make me snore

a small pack of dogs

a bong with a tasty full bowl and my beautiful yard and covered back porch


some sweet tunes in the air


and the world is perfect for me



my strokes just bug the neighbors less


and make my and your insurance cheaper
 
evince said:
why


what these high insurance risk bone heads are doing is illegal on the road


they cost you and me money with their behavior


I spray them with hoses when they try it on my street
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I remember the first time I took a chick for a ride in my (at that time was a 96 Grand Sport Corvette Convertible) Vette ...

The Top was down, I punched it ... and by the time I hit 100mph ... the sun dress had blown up passed her waist ;)

... that when it cost me money for my behavior :laugh:
 
Nomad said:
We all know what kind of pole you like to wrap yourself around.

Or wrap your lips around, anyway.
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Now that is a quip of brilliance. Originality at it's finest right there, people! Almost astonishing (almost :palm:).
 
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