How to tell you're bored at work

[Mott the Hoople]

What to do when you are bored at work.....

1. Kill a few Flies

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, take a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow.

Here are a few examples...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I can just see Grind doing this at work!

 

[Damocles]

Unrealistic, there'd be no line at the men's room.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Unrealistic, there'd be no line at the men's room.

And why did that one fly, in the ladies line, have a penis??

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Unrealistic, there'd be no line at the men's room.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Unrealistic, there'd be no line at the men's room.

But there would be flies....though they wouldn't line up would they?

Or.... As Grind would say. "Fuck You Damo!"

 

[Damocles]

You know you laughed and you just don't want to admit it. This is because I am funny, in my underwhelming "literalist" sarcasm... It's okay to admit you were amused. It won't hurt, I promise.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You know you laughed and you just don't want to admit it. This is because I am funny, in my underwhelming "literalist" sarcasm.

Are you sure you're an American Damo? Your humour seems awfully British to me.

Or please, allow me to retort using underwhelming literalist sarcasm "Fuck You Damo!"

 

[DamnYankee]

Very creative Mott. Did you do these yourself?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Very creative Mott. Did you do these yourself?

I wish!

 

[Minister of Truth]

You know you laughed and you just don't want to admit it. This is because I am funny, in my underwhelming "literalist" sarcasm... It's okay to admit you were amused. It won't hurt, I promise.

I didn't laugh, but, dammit!, you had me thinking back to the last time I may have had to wait in a line to the bathroom!!!

EDIT: Bars and Frat Parties, you dolt!