Hypothetical question.

[Grugore]

Mark Zuckerberg dies and goes to hell. What do you think will be the greater torment for him? The flames of hell, or having to leave all his money behind.

 

[Jack]

Well, since this is hypothetical, I would think the immediate attention grabber would be "flames of hell".

 

[Irish Exit]

Mark Zuckerberg dies and goes to hell. What do you think will be the greater torment for him? The flames of hell, or having to leave all his money behind.

The devil making him use myspace where Tom will be his only Friend.

 

[RB 60]

The devil making him use myspace where Tom will be his only Friend.

???????

 

[Irish Exit]

???????

When you joined myspace, it co-founder Tom used to be a mandated first friend

 

[Teflon Don]

The devil making him use myspace where Tom will be his only Friend.

That was fucking funny as hell

Post of 2018

 

[Teflon Don]

When you joined myspace, it co-founder Tom used to be a mandated first friend

Damn I thought you meant JPP Tom. Yours isn’t as funny. JPP Tom is funny

 

[Irish Exit]

Damn I thought you meant JPP Tom. Yours isn’t as funny. JPP Tom is funny

I don't know who JPP Tom is you fuckers change names so often and refer to each other a thousand different way

 

[Teflon Don]

I don't know who JPP Tom is you fuckers change names so often and refer to each other a thousand different way

Tom is Havana Moon.

Trust me that would have made it a funnier post

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Mark Zuckerberg dies and goes to hell. What do you think will be the greater torment for him? The flames of hell, or having to leave all his money behind.

Neither. Everyone unfriending him.