Enlightened One
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I am Enlightened, may you be as well.
I am Enlightened
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Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
Life is like a bunch of hot chili's. What you do today, can burn you in the ass tomorrow.
Life is like a bunch of hot chili's. What you do today, can burn you in the ass tomorrow.
Well, my question was directed at the OP.
But, yes, those are good words of wisdom, Jade.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
ThatOwlWoman
Leftist Vermin
You guys need to add something to the "thanks" and "groan" options. Maybe a vomit one or a WTF?
countryboy
Verified User
Can you smell what The Sock is cookin'?
(That could be the weed speaking?)
the left can't meme, you wouldn't get it.
Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
I thought it was, because you were high.
Old Trapper
Verified User
Sounds more like you are "enlightened" by your delusions.
i am high, but that's besides the point.
suck one
Buddha meditates for enlightenment under the Bodhi tree assaulted by the demon Māra
As Gautama sat in deep meditation, Mara, Lord of Illusion, perceiving that his power was about to be broken, rushed to distract him from his purpose. The Bodhisattva touched the earth, calling it to bear witness the countless lifetimes of virtue that had led him to this place of enlightenment. When the earth shook, confirming the truth of Gautama's words, Mara unleashed his army of demons. In the epic battle that ensued, Gautama's wisdom broke through the illusions and the power of his compassion transformed the demons' weapons into flowers and Mara and all his forces fled in disarray.
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The Anonymous
Bag On My Head
You are fucking retarded.
The Anonymous
Bag On My Head
Now this is fucking enlightenment!
The Anonymous
Bag On My Head
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