I AM SAVED!

[FUCK THE POLICE]

The copier broke. Test delayed until friday.

For a limited time only, I will convert to the religion/deity of YOUR (first person who posts in this thread) CHOICE and BRUTALLY OPPRESS those who oppose us!

(Please let it be Billy, please let it be Billy...)

 

[Damocles]

The copier broke. Test delayed until friday.

For a limited time only, I will convert to the religion/deity of YOUR (first person who posts in this thread) CHOICE and BRUTALLY OPPRESS those who oppose us!

(Please let it be Billy, please let it be Billy...)

The Deity of my choice is Xenu, the anti-god of Scientology.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

So be it.

ALL WHO OPPOSE XENU SHALL PERISH!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The Deity of my choice is Xenu, the anti-god of Scientology.

Hey Damo, I remember when I was a college punk that when that sort of shit happened they always made the make up exam like 4 times harder cause you have the extra time to study for it. Guess Skidmark had better pray huh?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

So be it.

ALL WHO OPPOSE XENU SHALL PERISH!

If we do pray to him does that make us Xenuphillic?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Hey Damo, I remember when I was a college punk that when that sort of shit happened they always made the make up exam like 4 times harder cause you have the extra time to study for it.

Hah, like you could expect a modern college professor to go out of his way to do something like that.

 

[Damocles]

So be it.

ALL WHO OPPOSE XENU SHALL PERISH!

Excellent. Tom Cruise, you are doomed!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Here's how I feel about those who oppose my cruel and wise master!

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Hah, like you could expect a modern college professor to go out of his way to do something like that.

They make their understudies do it for them. HA HA HA

 

[/MSG/]

I wish I had gotten here first. Narlothotep is your kinda god WM.

 

[Damocles]

I wish I had gotten here first. Narlothotep is your kinda god WM.

Yeah? Well, Xenu rules. Stacking up billions from all over the galaxy on volcanoes then killing them with nukes so their immortal souls have nowhere to go? That rules.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

if i was first in i could have you reconvert to atheism O_O

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I wish I had gotten here first. Narlothotep is your kinda god WM.

What? Are you Xenuphobic?

 

[Minister of Truth]

if i was first in i could have you reconvert to atheism O_O

Fuck you.

 

[cancel2 2022]

What? Are you Xenuphobic?

More likely xenophobic.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

They make their understudies do it for them. HA HA HA

They're too lazy to open their mouths to tell them to do that as well.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Fuck you.

And you could've had another Catholic.

SM doesn't count.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

if i was first in i could have you reconvert to atheism O_O

Yeah, but I didn't brutally oppress not atheists. Now, my wise lord Xenu commands me to slay all unbeleivers. The time shall come when you too shall be put to the sword. You shall beg for mercy, and we will look down on you and say
"No."

 

[Beefy]

What? Are you Xenuphobic?

More likely xenophobic.

Good gawd. *sigh*

uscitizen lives........

 

[Minister of Truth]

And you could've had another Catholic.

SM doesn't count.

Yes, but I'm generally too lazy to try and spread the faith...

I know there are others on this board, or at least there have been.