I AM THE GREATEST! BOW BEFORE ME YOU PROLEISH SWINE!

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Uwaa OmO
I've been staring at myself in the mirror all night now. God I'm awesome. Even the most noxious of my farts, fueled by taco bell and deviled eggs, smell as a garden of fresh roses. You all should count you blessings that I even allow you to be graced by my divine words and aura. I want you all to bow before this post and pray in its direction 3 times a day.
 
I've been staring at myself in the mirror all night now. God I'm awesome. Even the most noxious of my farts, fueled by taco bell and deviled eggs, smell as a garden of fresh roses. You all should count you blessings that I even allow you to be graced by my divine words and aura. I want you all to bow before this post and pray in its direction 3 times a day.
In case any of you don't know what direction that is close your eyes and turn till you smell the strong odor of bullshit.
 
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