Borat
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Hi, My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it's nice. My country of a Kazakhstan has sent me to America to make movie picture. I hope you go see, if it is not big hit, they execute me.
I am also to clear up misconception Americans may have about my country. We are much more civilized than people think, we now allow women on the inside of bus, and gays no longer have to wear blue hat. One thing is different from America in voting, in America, women can vote, horses can't. Women do not drive, we say a woman with car is like monkey with wings. Woman carrying book is like horse carrying saddle. American football is sport much like our national sport, we turn dogs loose in a field, then shoot them in head and have big party.
In my country, we have three main issues, economic, social, and jew. In my country, we have saying-- 'throw the jew down the well.' We made a song- Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free...You must grab him by his horns, and then we have a big party.
We support Bush War of Terrors and hope he kill every Iraqi and drink their blood. We love your jew-hating patriot, Mel Gibson! I am to issue this- is final warning for Uzbek propagandist claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, we will soon be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults.
Also, you may hear some lies from a man claiming to be Minister of Information in Kazakhstan, he is imposter.
I am also to clear up misconception Americans may have about my country. We are much more civilized than people think, we now allow women on the inside of bus, and gays no longer have to wear blue hat. One thing is different from America in voting, in America, women can vote, horses can't. Women do not drive, we say a woman with car is like monkey with wings. Woman carrying book is like horse carrying saddle. American football is sport much like our national sport, we turn dogs loose in a field, then shoot them in head and have big party.
In my country, we have three main issues, economic, social, and jew. In my country, we have saying-- 'throw the jew down the well.' We made a song- Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free...You must grab him by his horns, and then we have a big party.
We support Bush War of Terrors and hope he kill every Iraqi and drink their blood. We love your jew-hating patriot, Mel Gibson! I am to issue this- is final warning for Uzbek propagandist claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, we will soon be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults.
Also, you may hear some lies from a man claiming to be Minister of Information in Kazakhstan, he is imposter.
