I believe

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I am a scientoligist.

Stop attacking my religion or I'll have to bring down the server! You have no right to talk about my religion like that!

 

[gonzojournals]

Lol. Look out, it's Xenu!

 

[Minister of Truth]

I am a scientoligist.

Stop attacking my religion or I'll have to bring down the server! You have no right to talk about my religion like that!

Just don't try to establish a theokkracy in my country! You want to vote? Fine, but leave your conscience at home - it has no business in politics!