anonymoose
Classical Liberal
I broke the cypress code.
"I am always [perplexed/confused/intrigued] why [mainstream member of society] thinks differently than I do
My theory is [something smug, dismissive, lazy and lacking nuance]
Of course, as we all know
[list a reason why I am better]
[optional conclusion that cypress thinks is witty]!"
I'm telling you, it works on all his posts.