I can't believe that everybody here was Left Behind on Rapture day....
- Thread starter Damocles
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Have you atoned for your sins?
Dutch Uncle
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God asked for volunteers to stay behind to keep the MAGAts in line. I volunteered because that's the way I roll.
My rapture somehow went in reverse, and I'm posting from the second circle of Hell!Im actually posting from heaven. The big guy allows phones here.
In heaven, they allow the use of apostrophes.Im actually posting from heaven. The big guy allows phones here.
*whew* I was like... Man! None of us?!!Im actually posting from heaven. The big guy allows phones here.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
I guess we're "Left Behind".
As a religious someone who doesn’t believe in a rapture I’ve laughed at this thread.
I was preapproved. St. Peter is a distant cousin on my mother's side.I guess we're "Left Behind".
Right there with you. I do not believe in a so called rapture,...Nor do I think it is actually Biblical. It is more of a somewhat modern HUMAN creation circa mid 1800's. Yes,...we Christians have to go through tribulation too,....no free passes.
Nah, you're in hell, just too dumb to realize it. Heaven doesn't take two-faced people. The heat will soon rise...Im actually posting from heaven. The big guy allows phones here.
Right there with you. I do not believe in a so called rapture,...Nor do I think it is actually Biblical. It is more of a somewhat modern HUMAN creation circa mid 1800's. Yes,...we Christians have to go through tribulation too,....no free passes.
Do you believe in the second coming of Christ? That question can also be answered by leaningright
Yes I absolutely do. I like leaning right and trust him but I don't need him to answer that question,....its all right in the Bible.
Perry Stone has some new cd's out that say those who claim the bible doesn't say anything about a rapture are 100% wrong. I'm not a Christian but his historical and linguistic research has always been pretty much spot on, so maybe one of the anti-rapture theologians can be cited here. Stone cites both old and new testament sources for his claims, from both Hebrew and Greek translations,
Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
I've lost count of how many times various groups thought the rapture was supposed to happen. Truthfully, trying to calculate the rapture shows a lack of faith. It's kind of the religious version of kids asking if we are there yet during a long car ride. I'm sure this pleases God.
Crepitus
Verified User
I'm not done committing them yet, give me some time.
That's some funny stuff right there. Here I thought Legion was a fuddy-duddy.
God asked for volunteers to stay behind to keep the MAGAts in line. I volunteered because that's the way I roll.
Only a coward would stay behind and hide...