I have decided that I am a raging narcissist

[FUCK THE POLICE]

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com...issist-masquerading-as-a-sensitive-introvert/

I think I score like a 5 on pretty much all of these.

 

[/MSG/]

Most of those are me but I thought I was being overt. I mean I frequently talk about how I want a life size portrait if me painted, as I stand triumphant over the bodies of my enemies and random strangers.

 

[Steelplate]

37.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com...issist-masquerading-as-a-sensitive-introvert/

I think I score like a 5 on pretty much all of these.

Skidmark.....the only thing you are is a raging hypochondriac. You have every disorder or disease you've ever read about. Next you'll be telling us you have dengue fever or schistosomiasis mansoni.

Let me cut to the chase here dude....you're not a raging narcissist. In order to BE a narcissist, or any personality disorder, you must FIRST have a PERSONALITY! Which pretty much excludes you.

I hope this makes you feel better.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Skidmark.....the only thing you are is a raging hypochondriac. You have every disorder or disease you've ever read about. Next you'll be telling us you have dengue fever or schistosomiasis mansoni.

Let me cut to the chase here dude....you're not a raging narcissist. In order to BE a narcissist you must FIRST have a PERSONALITY! Which pretty much excludes you.

I hope this makes you feel better.

Oh man, I'm a hypocondriac too?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Oh man, I'm a hypocondriac too?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Oh man, I'm a hypocondriac too?

you should cut off your listicals......

 

[Kamala Trump]

I strongly desire to start a cult and be it's leader. But i''l be a nice leader, not exploitive or anything, just wise and wonderful.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com...issist-masquerading-as-a-sensitive-introvert/

I think I score like a 5 on pretty much all of these.

I think these quizes are bullshit, but for what it's worth I scored an 87. lol.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I easily become wrapped up in my own interests and forget the existence of others.

easily

I dislike being with a group unless I know that I am appreciated by at least one of those present.

I thought this was standard, doesn't everyone think that? O_O

sometimes have fantasies about being violent without knowing why.

This question was confusing, because I do have those fantasies, but I usually know why.

I try to avoid rejection at all costs.

in spades

I tend to become involved in relationships in which I alternately adore and despise the other person.

jackpot.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I can't believe you just figured it out, WM. We should renew his vows to the Trinity!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

This question was confusing, because I do have those fantasies, but I usually know why.

correction: i dont think of myself as violent in these fantasies, just violent THINGS happening to other people..

 

[Minister of Truth]

I only got about 43.

 

[/MSG/]

I got 104.

 

[Rune]

I thought you had a momentary period of lucidity or self-awareness but it was just a quizz?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I strongly desire to start a cult and be it's leader. But i''l be a nice leader, not exploitive or anything, just wise and wonderful.

I want to be like Mao Zedong.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

correction: i dont think of myself as violent in these fantasies, just violent THINGS happening to other people..

That question didn't fit me very well, I don't often have violent fantasies.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i think about people dying in car crashes that I am mad at, etc.

 

[/MSG/]

i think about people dying in car crashes that I am mad at, etc.

I think that I should be able to run those people off the road, kill them, collect their life insurance, and be given a parade in my honor for doing so.