I have decided to adopt a Mononym for my official Imperial title

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Emperor's and royalty have traditionally been referred to by one name, unlike proles, who need two or three two to distinguish themselves from each other due to the fact that they're so common and unworthy of note. I have developed four names. Leano is O'Neal backwards, so it's kind of retarded. Eustanon reverses the syllables from the latinized version of Anthony, Antonius. Nithonan reverses the syllables of Anthony. Lusgelnio reverses the latinized version of the name Niel, "Nigellus", and adds an O on the end.

Failure to refer to the Emperor by this name in the future will result in an immediate death sentence which only the Emperor can revoke (and He will never choose to do such a thing).
 
Emperor's and royalty have traditionally been referred to by one name, unlike proles, who need two or three two to distinguish themselves from each other due to the fact that they're so common and unworthy of note. I have developed four names. Leano is O'Neal backwards, so it's kind of retarded. Eustanon reverses the syllables from the latinized version of Anthony, Antonius. Nithonan reverses the syllables of Anthony. Lusgelnio reverses the latinized version of the name Niel, "Nigellus", and adds an O on the end.

Failure to refer to the Emperor by this name in the future will result in an immediate death sentence which only the Emperor can revoke (and He will never choose to do such a thing).

I shall be Emperor Gambrinius. Or Emperor Wiggles, either one is good.
 
Actually, people will never be sentenced to death under my regime. I will just abandon them to natural forces, and without my love and protection they will swiftly die. It is only a coincidence that the act will often be carried out by associates of mine acting on their own private time who will not be punished, and, in fact, will be greatly rewarded.

Hey, if God can get away with it, why not me? After all, people in power should be held to higher standards than those below them, and if God is held to no standards, I certainly shouldn't be.
 
Emperor's and royalty have traditionally been referred to by one name, unlike proles, who need two or three two to distinguish themselves from each other due to the fact that they're so common and unworthy of note. I have developed four names. Leano is O'Neal backwards, so it's kind of retarded. Eustanon reverses the syllables from the latinized version of Anthony, Antonius. Nithonan reverses the syllables of Anthony. Lusgelnio reverses the latinized version of the name Niel, "Nigellus", and adds an O on the end.

Failure to refer to the Emperor by this name in the future will result in an immediate death sentence which only the Emperor can revoke (and He will never choose to do such a thing).

If you are familiar with Dylan Thomas and Under Milk Wood then you may care for Llareggub the name of the village. If you reverse the letters you will see something of the wit of the great man.
 
BTW, Dylan Thomas is the poet of proles who know nothing about poets, but perhaps have heard of Bob Dylan.

I doubt that you could quote one poem by Dylan Thomas without googling for it.

How ironic that in discussing the alleged, by you, prole poet you employ prole humour.
 
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Actually, you're wrong, Watermark. While one name might be suitable enough for kings and popes, you will find that your nobility (not proles) have long names, often extensive enough to drive people insane at court. During the Middle Ages, and even after, the common people often had only first names, and if last names existed, they were taken from geography, such as townships.

In fact, for most classes, the existence of a middle name is a relatively new phenomenon...
 
Emperor's and royalty have traditionally been referred to by one name, unlike proles, who need two or three two to distinguish themselves from each other due to the fact that they're so common and unworthy of note. I have developed four names. Leano is O'Neal backwards, so it's kind of retarded. Eustanon reverses the syllables from the latinized version of Anthony, Antonius. Nithonan reverses the syllables of Anthony. Lusgelnio reverses the latinized version of the name Niel, "Nigellus", and adds an O on the end.

Failure to refer to the Emperor by this name in the future will result in an immediate death sentence which only the Emperor can revoke (and He will never choose to do such a thing).

Yippee...

I lost track of who you were two or three name changes ago...I don't even care anymore...
 
How about you list your favourite poets?

I have so many I love, can't think of all of them. But here is one!


I, Too, Sing America by Langston Hughes
I, too, sing America.

I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.

Tomorrow,
I'll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody'll dare
Say to me,
"Eat in the kitchen,"
Then.

Besides,
They'll see how beautiful I am
And be ashamed--

I, too, am America.
 
I would much rather be bitter about the choices of others, thank you very much.

This is one of my favourite Dylan Thomas poems, it's about his concern for his daughter's welfare whilst sleeping..


In Country Sleep

Never and never, my girl riding far and near
In the land of the hearthstone tales, and spelled asleep,
Fear or believe that the wolf in a sheepwhite hood
Loping and bleating roughly and blithely shall leap,
My dear, my dear,
Out of a lair in the flocked leaves in the dew dipped year
To eat your in the house in the rosy wood.

Sleep, good, for ever, slow and deep, spelled rare and wise,
My girl ranging the night in the rose and shire
Of the hobnail tales: no gooseherd or swine will turn
Into a homestall king or hamlet of fire
And prince of ice
To court the honeyed heart from your side before sunrise
In a spinney of ringed boys and ganders, spike and burn,

Nor the innocent lie in the rooting dingle wooed
And staved, and riven among plumes my rider weep.
From the broomed witch's spume you are shielded by fern
And flower of country sleep and the greenwood keep.
Lie fast and soothed,
Safe be and smooth from the bellows of the rushy brood.
Never, my girl, until tolled to sleep by the stern

Bell believe or fear that the rustic shade or spell
Shall harrow and snow the blood while you ride wide and near,
For who unmanningly haunts the mountain ravened eaves
Or skulks in the dell moon but moonshine echoing clear
From the starred well?
A hill touches an angel. Out of a saint's cell
The nightbird lauds through nunneries and domes of leaves

Her robin breasted tree, three Marys in the rays.
_Sanctum sanctorum_ the animal of the wood
In the rain telling its beads, and the gravest ghost
The owl at its knelling. Fox and holt kneel before blood.
Now the tales praise
The star rise at pasture and nightlong the fables graze
On the lord's-table of the bowing grass. Fear most

For ever of all not the wolf in his baaing hood
Nor the tusked prince, in the ruttish farm, at the rind
And mire of love, but the Thief as meek as the dew.
The country is holy: O bide in that country kind,
Know the green good,
Under the prayer wheeling moon in the rosy wood
Be shielded by chant and flower and gay may you

Lie in grace. Sleep spelled at rest in the lowly house
In the squirrel nimble grove, under linen and thatch
And star: held and blessed, though you scour the high four
Winds, from the dousing shade and the roarer at the latch,
Cool in your vows.
Yet out of the beaked, web dark and the pouncing boughs
Be you sure the Thief will seek a way sly and sure

And sly as snow and meek as dew blown to the thorn,
This night and each vast night until the stern bell talks
In the tower and tolls to sleep over the stalls
Of the hearthstone tales my own, lost love; and the soul walks
The waters shorn.
This night and each night since the falling star you were born,
Ever and ever he finds a way, as the snow falls,

As the rain falls, hail on the fleece, as the vale mist rides
Through the haygold stalls, as the dew falls on the wind-
Milled dust of the apple tree and the pounded islands
Of the morning leaves, as the star falls, as the winged
Apple seed glides,
And falls, and flowers in the yawning wound at our sides,
As the world falls, silent as the cyclone of silence.


II

Night and the reindeer on the clouds above the haycocks
And the wings of the great roc ribboned for the fair!
The leaping saga of prayer! And high, there, on the hare-
Heeled winds the rooks
Cawing from their black bethels soaring, the holy books
Of birds! Among the cocks like fire the red fox

Burning! Night and the vein of birds in the winged, sloe wrist
Of the wood! Pastoral beat of blood through the laced leaves!
The stream from the priest black wristed spinney and sleeves
Of thistling frost
Of the nightingale's din and tale! The upgiven ghost
Of the dingle torn to singing and the surpliced

Hill of cypresses! The din and tale in the skimmed
Yard of the buttermilk rain on the pail! The sermon
Of blood! The bird loud vein! The saga from mermen
To seraphim
Leaping! The gospel rooks! All tell, this night, of him
Who comes as red as the fox and sly as the heeled wind.

Illumination of music! the lulled black-backed
Gull, on the wave with sand in its eyes! And the foal moves
Through the shaken greensward lake, silent, on moonshod hooves,
In the winds' wakes.
Music of elements, that a miracle makes!
Earth, air, water, fire, singing into the white act,

The haygold haired, my love asleep, and the rift blue
Eyed, in the haloed house, in her rareness and hilly
High riding, held and blessed and true, and so stilly
Lying the sky
Might cross its planets, the bell weep, night gather her eyes,
The Thief fall on the dead like the willy nilly dew,

Only for the turning of the earth in her holy
Heart! Slyly, slowly, hearing the wound in her side go
Round the sun, he comes to my love like the designed snow,
And truly he
Flows to the strand of flowers like the dew's ruly sea,
And surely he sails like the ship shape clouds. Oh he

Comes designed to my love to steal not her tide raking
Wound, nor her riding high, nor her eyes, nor kindled hair,
But her faith that each vast night and the saga of prayer
He comes to take
Her faith that this last night for his unsacred sake
He comes to leave her in the lawless sun awaking

Naked and forsaken to grieve he will not come.
Ever and ever by all your vows believe and fear
My dear this night he comes and night without end my dear
Since you were born:
And you shall wake, from country sleep, this dawn and each first dawn,
Your faith as deathless as the outcry of the ruled sun.
 
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I would much rather be bitter about the choices of others, thankyou very much.

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