I have decided what my new profession is

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This is probably the most bullshit discipline in existence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_theory

They just sit around and come up with bullshit. Therefore, naturally enough I've decided to declare myself a Critical Theorist. Or maybe a Social Theorist.

 

[Rune]

How is the pay?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

This is probably the most bullshit discipline in existence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_theory

They just sit around and come up with bullshit. Therefore, naturally enough I've decided to declare myself a Critical Theorist. Or maybe a Social Theorist.

Face it. Why don't you just admit what you're true profession is. You're a bum!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

How is the pay?

I'm self-employed, so it varies.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'm self-employed, so it varies.

How does "Nothing" vary? You're starting to sound like PiMP now.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

general shitman, should be a lawyer.

he is so full of shit, law school and the bar are nearly beneath him.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

general shitman, should be a lawyer.

he is so full of shit, law school and the bar are nearly beneath him.

Skidmark? A lawyer? That's a scary thought. Wouldn't we better served if he belonged to a profession where he could do less damage to society? You know, like nuclear engineering?

 

[Minister of Truth]

I am a huge fan of the engineering profession, so I strongly encourage Watermark to stay the course. If I can ever aquire some math acumen, I'd like to jump into engineering and join all my friends at Boeing (which is a dream job, where you get your foot in the door, and you get to stay no matter how fucking retarded and/or lazy you may be).

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

what about manwhore?

 

[/MSG/]

what about manwhore?

Its not the sot of profession one can last in.

 

[/MSG/]

I am a huge fan of the engineering profession, so I strongly encourage Watermark to stay the course. If I can ever aquire some math acumen, I'd like to jump into engineering and join all my friends at Boeing (which is a dream job, where you get your foot in the door, and you get to stay no matter how fucking retarded and/or lazy you may be).

What about drinking at work?

 

[Minister of Truth]

What about drinking at work?

A fuckload of coffee, seeing as how they have a Tulley's inside. Beyond that, not out in the open, but it probably happens.

 

[Rune]

what about manwhore?

Prostidude?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I am a huge fan of the engineering profession, so I strongly encourage Watermark to stay the course. If I can ever aquire some math acumen, I'd like to jump into engineering and join all my friends at Boeing (which is a dream job, where you get your foot in the door, and you get to stay no matter how fucking retarded and/or lazy you may be).

Well if you're not good at math and you want a job where you can be lazy and retarded and not get fired, go into politics and get elected to congress!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

what about manwhore?

I tried that....lost a lot of weight.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

I tried that....lost a lot of weight.

fibber.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

fibber.

Starvation.

 

[Minister of Truth]

fibber.

McGee.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

McGee.

lol

 

[Mott the Hoople]

McGee.

and Molly.