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I've just found out a way to make Ayahuasca using easily orderable and legal plant material. Ayahuasca is a psychedelic tea containing DMT, one of the most powerful psychedelics known to man. Keep in mind that while all of the constituent parts are legal, DMT is a schedule I controlled substance, and actually preparing the tea for human consumption is not. That said, now I will move on to telling you how to prepare it for human consumption.

Jacked from Erowid:


Jerumahuasca or Mimosahuasca

Connoisseurs consider this ayahausca analog to be both the most easily tolerated and the most psychoactive preparation.

3 g Peganum harmala seeds, finely ground
9 g Mimosa tenuiflora root cortex
Juice of one lime or lemon

The crushed Syrian rue (P.harmala) seeds may be either swallowed in a gelatin capsule or mixed in water and drunk. The decoction of lemon juice and mimosa root cortex should be drunk fifteen minutes later.

How to make the Mimosa decoction (taken separately from the crushed Syrian Rue):

Place all the ingredients in a steel pot. Slowly bring to a boil, then boil rapidly for two to three minutes. Reduce the heat and simmer for approximately five more minutes. Pour off the decoction. Add some water to the herbs remaining in the pot and boil again. Pour the first decoction back into the pot. After a while, pour out the liquid once more. Add fresh water to the remaining herbs and bring to a boil again. Remove the plant remnants and compost them, if possible. Mix together the three extracts. Carefully heat the mixture to reduce the total volume. The tea should be drunk as fresh as possible (allow to cool first), although it can be stored in the refrigerator for a few days. The effects begin about forty-five minutes after ingestion. The visionary phase lasts for about an hour.


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The Syrian Rue is an MAOI. Taking an MAOI keeps the brain from breaking down the DMT before you can trip, but you should avoid things you should normally avoid while on MAOI's if you take it. This is essentially a two part recipe - beat the Syrian Rue seeds up and grind them into a powder, then eat it, then drink the tea. I've read reports that the tea is awful and you might throw it up. O_o

Also, here's where you can get the ingredients:

http://www.google.com/products?q=Syrian+rue+seed&hl=en&aq=f
http://www.google.com/products?q=mimosa+hostilis+root+bark&hl=en&aq=0&oq=mimosa
And lemon juice from wal-mart

Bonjourno
 
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MakeMeASandwichBitch said:
I've just found out a way to make Ayahuasca using easily orderable and legal plant material. Ayahuasca is a psychedelic tea containing DMT, one of the most powerful psychedelics known to man. Keep in mind that while all of the constituent parts are legal to buy, DMT is a schedule I controlled substance, and actually preparing the tea for human consumption is not. That said, now I will move on to telling you how to prepare it for human consumption.

Jacked from Erowid:


Jerumahuasca or Mimosahuasca

Connoisseurs consider this ayahausca analog to be both the most easily tolerated and the most psychoactive preparation.

3 g Peganum harmala seeds, finely ground
9 g Mimosa tenuiflora root cortex
Juice of one lime or lemon

The crushed Syrian rue (P.harmala) seeds may be either swallowed in a gelatin capsule or mixed in water and drunk. The decoction of lemon juice and mimosa root cortex should be drunk fifteen minutes later.

How to make the Mimosa decoction (taken separately from the crushed Syrian Rue):

Place all the ingredients in a steel pot. Slowly bring to a boil, then boil rapidly for two to three minutes. Reduce the heat and simmer for approximately five more minutes. Pour off the decoction. Add some water to the herbs remaining in the pot and boil again. Pour the first decoction back into the pot. After a while, pour out the liquid once more. Add fresh water to the remaining herbs and bring to a boil again. Remove the plant remnants and compost them, if possible. Mix together the three extracts. Carefully heat the mixture to reduce the total volume. The tea should be drunk as fresh as possible (allow to cool first), although it can be stored in the refrigerator for a few days. The effects begin about forty-five minutes after ingestion. The visionary phase lasts for about an hour.


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The Syrian Rue is an MAOI. Taking an MAOI keeps the brain from breaking down the DMT before you can trip, but you should avoid things you should normally avoid while on MAOI's if you take it. This is essentially a two part recipe - beat the Syrian Rue seeds up and grind them into a powder, then eat it, then drink the tea. I've read reports that the tea is awful and you might throw it up. O_o

Also, here's where you can get the ingredients:

http://www.google.com/products?q=Syrian+rue+seed&hl=en&aq=f
http://www.google.com/products?q=mimosa+hostilis+root+bark&hl=en&aq=0&oq=mimosa
And lemon juice from wal-mart

Bonjourno
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If it is from Erowid, it must be good!
 
Rana said:
If it is from Erowid, it must be good!
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Yeah, this stuff is at least as strong as LCD from the reports. Me and grind are thinking about trying it. Well, grind isn't thinking, he's probably already ordered. He wants to see the self-transforming machine elves.

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At about minute one or two of a DMT trip, according to McKenna, one may burst through a chrysanthemum-like mandala, and find:


There's a whole bunch of entities waiting on the other side, saying "How wonderful that you're here! You come so rarely! We're so delighted to see you!"

They're like jewelled self-dribbling basketballs and there are many of them and they come pounding toward you and they will stop in front of you and vibrate, but then they do a very disconcerting thing, which is they jump into your body and then they jump back out again and the whole thing is going on in a high-speed mode where you're being presented with thousands of details per second and you can't get a hold on [them ...] and these things are saying "Don't give in to astonishment", which is exactly what you want to do. You want to go nuts with how crazy this is, and they say "Don't do that. Pay attention to what we're doing".

What they're doing is making objects with their voices, singing structures into existence. They offer things to you, saying "Look at this! Look at this!" and as your attention goes towards these objects you realise that what you're being shown is impossible. It's not simply intricate, beautiful and hard to manufacture, it's impossible to make these things. The nearest analogy would be the Fabergé eggs, but these things are like the toys that are scattered around the nursery inside a U.F.O., celestial toys, and the toys themselves appear to be somehow alive and can sing other objects into existence, so what's happening is this proliferation of elf gifts, which are moving around singing, and they are saying "Do what we are doing" and they are very insistent, and they say "Do it! Do it! Do it!" and you feel like a bubble inside your body beginning to move up toward your mouth, and when it comes out it isn't sound, it's vision. You discover that you can pump "stuff" out of your mouth by singing, and they're urging you to do this. They say "That's it! That's it! Keep doing it!".

We're now at minute 4.5 [of the trip] and you speak in a kind of glossolalia. There is a spontaneous outpouring of syntax unaccompanied by what is normally called "meaning". After a minute or so of this the whole thing begins to collapse in on itself and they begin to physically move away from you. Usually their final shot is that they wave goodbye and say "Deja vu! Deja vu!".
 
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MakeMeASandwichBitch said:
Yeah, this stuff is at least as strong as LCD from the reports. Me and grind are thinking about trying it. Well, grind isn't thinking, he's probably already ordered. He wants to see the self-transforming machine elves.

Machine elf - Wikipedia, the free [email]encyclopedia

At about minute one or two of a DMT trip, according to McKenna, one may burst through a chrysanthemum-like mandala, and find:
There's a whole bunch of entities waiting on the other side, saying "How wonderful that you're here! You come so rarely! We're so delighted to see you!"

They're like jewelled self-dribbling basketballs and there are many of them and they come pounding toward you and they will stop in front of you and vibrate, but then they do a very disconcerting thing, which is they jump into your body and then they jump back out again and the whole thing is going on in a high-speed mode where you're being presented with thousands of details per second and you can't get a hold on [them ...] and these things are saying "Don't give in to astonishment", which is exactly what you want to do. You want to go nuts with how crazy this is, and they say "Don't do that. Pay attention to what we're doing".

What they're doing is making objects with their voices, singing structures into existence. They offer things to you, saying "Look at this! Look at this!" and as your attention goes towards these objects you realise that what you're being shown is impossible. It's not simply intricate, beautiful and hard to manufacture, it's impossible to make these things. The nearest analogy would be the Fabergé eggs, but these things are like the toys that are scattered around the nursery inside a U.F.O., celestial toys, and the toys themselves appear to be somehow alive and can sing other objects into existence, so what's happening is this proliferation of elf gifts, which are moving around singing, and they are saying "Do what we are doing" and they are very insistent, and they say "Do it! Do it! Do it!" and you feel like a bubble inside your body beginning to move up toward your mouth, and when it comes out it isn't sound, it's vision. You discover that you can pump "stuff" out of your mouth by singing, and they're urging you to do this. They say "That's it! That's it! Keep doing it!".

We're now at minute 4.5 [of the trip] and you speak in a kind of glossolalia. There is a spontaneous outpouring of syntax unaccompanied by what is normally called "meaning". After a minute or so of this the whole thing begins to collapse in on itself and they begin to physically move away from you. Usually their final shot is that they wave goodbye and say "Deja vu! Deja vu!".
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You guys crack me up!
 
MakeMeASandwichBitch said:
How do you know about Erowid Rana. O_o
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I have been a fan for years. I used it as a reference to what was current when my children were in high school. I wanted to know what was out there and how to educate them on the pros and cons of anything they wanted to dabble in. I always believed that nature was better than man made, but all things have to be used with the greatest of care, because what affects one person, doesn't affect another in the same way. I was a flower child of the 70's and know that drug use is a way for some kids to investigate life and rebel against their parents. I was lucky in that my children did not dabble like their mother did. I believe it was because I had honest and open discussions with them. I witnessed a lot of nice kids use prescription drugs during their high school years and it messed up their lives for a time, some are still dealing with the issue. It breaks my heart for these kids and their families. I am grateful my children aren't dealing with those issues.
 
Rana said:
I have been a fan for years. I used it as a reference to what was current when my children were in high school. I wanted to know what was out there and how to educate them on the pros and cons of anything they wanted to dabble in. I always believed that nature was better than man made, but all things have to be used with the greatest of care, because what affects one person, doesn't affect another in the same way. I was a flower child of the 70's and know that drug use is a way for some kids to investigate life and rebel against their parents. I was lucky in that my children did not dabble like their mother did. I believe it was because I had honest and open discussions with them. I witnessed a lot of nice kids use prescription drugs during their high school years and it messed up their lives for a time, some are still dealing with the issue. It breaks my heart for these kids and their families. I am grateful my children aren't dealing with those issues.
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A lot of the worst effects of drug abuse come, IMHO, because people are taught nothing besides "never do it and we'll throw you in jail blarg blarg blarg". That and the illegalization of safe, natural substances pushes people on to more dangerous, easy to manufacture substances like meth.

DMT isn't dangerous, it's non-addicting, and no one's ever died of it. On the other hand, many people have died using synthetic, more easy to produce and sell psychedelics. If weed and such were legal no one would ever touch meth again. Meth is an invention of the drug war.
 
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MakeMeASandwichBitch said:
A lot of the worst effects of drug abuse come, IMHO, because people are taught nothing besides "never do it and we'll throw you in jail blarg blarg blarg". That and the illegalization of safe, natural substances pushes people on to more dangerous, easy to manufacture substances like meth.

DMT isn't dangerous, it's non-addicting, and no one's ever died of it. On the other hand, many people have died using synthetic, more easy to produce and sell psychedelics. If weed and such were legal no one would ever touch meth again. Meth is an invention of the drug war.
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I agree
 
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i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
 
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