FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
This is a sign a church around my area actually has up.
This is a sign a church around my area actually has up.
I've seriously seen a church billboard that said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Uber serious.
Well, this IS the kind of stuff that really gets God's attention. Start a war that kills 100,000+ innocents, but still go to church on Sunday? No biggie; you're still eligible for the express pass through the pearly gates. Kiss a girl if you're a girl? You're lucky you haven't been smote down yet, but it's only a matter of time before you're burning for an eternity.
I really hate the Old Testament...
Me and Tiana are sooo screwed.
Me and Tiana are sooo screwed.
Me and Tiana are sooo screwed.
That's okay; I had premarital sex, and I eat meat on Fridays, so I'll be right there with you...
Me and Tiana are sooo screwed.