Ever since D.O.G.E. started sniffing around government agencies, something HILARIOUS has happened:
Google searches in Washington, D.C. have EXPLODED for:
“Swiss bank account… but, like, discreet?”
"How to open offshore bank at 3 AM”
:Fastest way to wire money before audit?”
“Do you need a passport for the Cayman Islands, asking for a friend?”
Folks, they are scrambling. The same people who told us, “Trust the system!” are now sweating like a politician in a polygraph test.
Even Swiss bankers are waking up like, “Why are 4,000 government emails suddenly asking if we accept Venmo?”
Bad news, swamp dwellers: Elon Musk is watching. •D.O.G.E. is sniffing. •And your “rainy day fund” is about to be EXPOSED.
Try all you want, but you can’t outrun the audit.
This investigation is going to the moon… but your stolen funds? Straight into evidence.