FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
One day, all the Christians disappear and it's awesome. No Trump supporters, no opiate addled rednecks. Racism, misogyny, and homophobia are eliminated. Black people can walk the streets at night without being afraid. Taxes immediately plummet because there aren't any entitled rednecks demanding welfare for themselves but no non-whites. Literally the best 7 years in American history.