If this doesn't make you feel better, nothing will.

I was feeling fine about my own life the first time I learned Sarah Upchuckabee Sanders had a husband.
 
I was feeling fine about my own life the first time I learned Sarah Upchuckabee Sanders had a husband.

Poor fucker.

When he stares into her eyes, which one do you think he looks at?

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He probably avoids looking her directly in the eyes at all costs because he knows that they are the windows to hell.

It's probably like living with Medusa...


.... just not as good looking.
 
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