Belieber
Banned
If you haven't heard, my adoring fans, I've finally reached 5 foot 9 inches tall. That 3 inches that my publisher keeps forgetting to remove, ignore it. just ignore it. It means nothing. Not like a bust size or anything.
Just to note, Canadian measurements are as follows:
Douchebag wannabe pop-literal slash-rap stars are always given an extra 4 inches on the height stat. Yup, I told my pimp manager I wanted my actually height listed and he was like, fuck you skinny white boy, no way in hellz bellz I'm saying you're only 5'2" and that Selena left you because she could kick your ass with both hands and feet tied behind her back..
Haters gonna hate, but I love myself and so do my millions of fans. God bless JPP and my skinny pimp self.
Just to note, Canadian measurements are as follows:
Douchebag wannabe pop-literal slash-rap stars are always given an extra 4 inches on the height stat. Yup, I told my pimp manager I wanted my actually height listed and he was like, fuck you skinny white boy, no way in hellz bellz I'm saying you're only 5'2" and that Selena left you because she could kick your ass with both hands and feet tied behind her back..
Haters gonna hate, but I love myself and so do my millions of fans. God bless JPP and my skinny pimp self.