I'm not going to bomb you, honest.

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John Betjemen used to be , when he was alive obviously, poet laureate. One of his best known poems was written in the thirties and was called: 'Come Friendly Bombs and Fall on Slough.' Slough is a town made famous by The Office (Orig) and was the fifty first shade of grey.
I was reading it the other day and felt that I might be able to improve on it. (Note to RW loonies: Not to be taken seriously.)

Come Friendly Bombs
By me with some assistance from John betjeman (dec)

Come friendly bombs, dont fall on Slough
Obscenities are Stateside now
Annihilate the unthinking yanks
Before they've time to gather tanks
Before they learn where others live
And rape countries who will not forgive.

Come storm and tempest and destroy
The racist right both man and boy
And teach these shameful mindless proles
that man can have far better roles
Than hate and negativity

He who from behind fortunes peers
The Kochs, the Romneys and their kin
Who wash their flthy fetid skin
In women's tears.
 
John Betjemen used to be , when he was alive obviously, poet laureate. One of his best known poems was written in the thirties and was called: 'Come Friendly Bombs and Fall on Slough.' Slough is a town made famous by The Office (Orig) and was the fifty first shade of grey.
I was reading it the other day and felt that I might be able to improve on it. (Note to RW loonies: Not to be taken seriously.)

Come Friendly Bombs
By me with some assistance from John betjeman (dec)

Come friendly bombs, dont fall on Slough
Obscenities are Stateside now
Annihilate the unthinking yanks
Before they've time to gather tanks
Before they learn where others live
And rape countries who will not forgive.

Come storm and tempest and destroy
The racist right both man and boy
And teach these shameful mindless proles
that man can have far better roles
Than hate and negativity

He who from behind fortunes peers
The Kochs, the Romneys and their kin
Who wash their flthy fetid skin
In women's tears.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Go suck on a wanker
You dumb fuck
 
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