I'm scared of my shadow

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Any advice on how to chase off my shadow? It scares the shit out of me. Thankyou for your consideration.

 

[uscitizen]

It will keep diminishing as more excrement is lost.

 

[charver]

Any advice on how to chase off my shadow? It scares the shit out of me. Thankyou for your consideration.

I'm led to believe that, in the many southern American States, informing an unwanted male acquaintance that one is "a bit gay" often has the effect of repelling said interloper from impinging on one's solitude.

Perhaps that would work.

 

[uscitizen]

Take up shadow boxing and beat the crap out of it ?

 

[Blackflag]

kill yourself.

 

[uscitizen]

kill yourself.

Or gouge out your eyes ?

 

[Blackflag]

That would work.

 

[doniston]

Any advice on how to chase off my shadow? It scares the shit out of me. Thankyou for your consideration.

get a needle and tread, and sew it's legs together,----then run like hell.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

kill yourself.

Dead people cast shadows.

But vampires don't. Maybe I should become a vampire?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Or gouge out your eyes ?

Yeah, but I would KNOW he's still there.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm led to believe that, in the many southern American States, informing an unwanted male acquaintance that one is "a bit gay" often has the effect of repelling said interloper from impinging on one's solitude.

Perhaps that would work.

My shadow is a San Fransiscan .

 

[Blackflag]

Dead people cast shadows.

But vampires don't. Maybe I should become a vampire?

Yeah dead people cast shadows but I doubt dead people would be scared of their shadow. I admit that vampire would be a better option.

 

[Blackflag]

Maybe you should be an undead warlock

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Holy fuck. I must have slipped that into one of my posts somewhere...

 

[bob]

just keep your eyes shut

 

[Damocles]

Find a perfectly reflecting sphere, live in it with a flashlight.

 

[Topspin]

dress up like chuck norris and your shadow will run for it's life

 

[uscitizen]

dress up like chuck norris and your shadow will run for it's life

yeah just beat it to death with and exercise machine.
I wonder how long till Chuckie enters politics ?

 

[charver]

My shadow is a San Fransiscan .

In that case get him to bake you a quiche and whilst he's distracted crack him over the head with the shadow of a sledgehammer.

 

[Cancel7]

In that case get him to bake you a quiche and whilst he's distracted crack him over the head with the shadow of a sledgehammer.

Exactly how I got rid of one of my exes.

Very good advice.