I'm wasted

[Rationalist]

Drank a bottle of sake, followed by two shots of whiskey, followed by two shots of gin, followed by two beers. I'm pretty well fucked up.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I just drank a six pack. No more beer.

 

[Rationalist]

This is my prep for tomorrow evening at my girlfriend's parents' hosue. Yeeeeeee-haaaaw.

 

[Rationalist]

I just drank a six pack. No more beer.

Move to Seattle. The beer flows like the salmon of capistrano.

 

[/MSG/]

This is my prep for tomorrow evening at my girlfriend's parents' hosue. Yeeeeeee-haaaaw.

Excellent conditioning for your eventual proposal

I'm deciding whether I want to go into work tomorrow or not.

 

[Rationalist]

I'm deciding whether I want to go into work tomorrow or not.

Don't do it

 

[/MSG/]

Don't do it

If I don't I'm essentially passing up $1000. 3x pay is awesome.

 

[Rationalist]

If I don't I'm essentially passing up $1000. 3x pay is awesome.

Ahh, good point. I wish I weren't salaried.

 

[/MSG/]

Ahh, good point. I wish I weren't salaried.

Yeah. I kinda wish I was and enjoy the fact that I'm not. If I were salaried, I'd make less when I'm out of school, but make more while I'm in. Not that it matters since my boss is the only guy salaried in the company.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Drank a bottle of sake, followed by two shots of whiskey, followed by two shots of gin, followed by two beers. I'm pretty well fucked up.

We knew that before you even started drinking Brent.