Now to solve why it is so much better than any American beer.
Is there an American version of Guinness?
They sell Guinness here, a watered down version of it because they have to follow the American laws that fight to keep all beer at the level of mega-suck, just barely above ultra-suck. I remember how depressed I was when we got back from the UK and I ordered a Guinness... The difference wasn't just noticeable it was palpable...
Even the frickin' pilsners are better in Britlandia and Ireland.
Gah.
Now to solve why it is so much better than any American beer.