Isn't Angelina Jolie Hot?

Isn't Angelina Jolie Hot?

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Minister of Truth

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*wonderous joyful gasms*

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The tatoos do suck though...
 
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She is a beautiful woman. But fixating on famous women only makes your chances of getting laid lower than ever.

Find a real woman.
 
uscitizen said:
I enjoy watching the media sheeple being led around.
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I don't even recall making media a part of this thread, but whatever...



I like how LadyT is able to admit that Angie is hot, despite my crafting the no option to be safe for a woman's dignity, but three guys by the names of Epic, Grind, and Brent all voted "No, I'm gay." 3 Pigs in a Blanket??
 
Ahh the hot industry just like the fashion industry. They tell us what is hot and almost always we buy it.
We Americans are such easy marks.

Of course the current gen has pretty much had the tube as a babysitter and tutor. Whatcha expect ? Can't turn on your nanny now can ya ?

And yes tatoos are a big turn off for me as well.


I liked her in the action movies, but then I liked Harrison Ford too, but don't think he is hot to me ;)
 
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uscitizen said:
Ahh the hot industry just like the fashion industry. They tell us what is hot and almost always we buy it.
We Americans are such easy marks.

Of course the current gen has pretty much had the tube as a babysitter and tutor. Whatcha expect ? Can't turn on your nanny now can ya ?

And yes tatoos are a big turn off for me as well.


I liked her in the action movies, but then I liked Harrison Ford too, but don't think he is hot to me ;)
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While I think Angelina Jolie is hot, I usually am outside of the norm on my taste in women. I tend to find classic beauty attractive, while most guys go for hot. For example, the hottest girl at my college is usually considered the most attractive, but I prefer another girl who is classically beautiful. Of course, for some reason all the girls I am attracted to around campus all seem to wind up being lesbians, so go figure...

Angelina is such an extreme case of being hot, that its hard not to notice. I also enjoy Harrison Ford movies, btw...
 
Damocles said:
And you dream about her nightly frolicking with the Middle Earth Faeries.
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Faeries reside in the inner-Earth, along with gnomes and leprechauns. They live in harmony with a giant super-race (but not Nephilim). All live in peace in the inner-Earth. According to Olaf Jansen, who journeyed to the inner-Earth, it is a paradise beyond our wildest dreams. Trees grow to be a thousand feet tall. People live nearly 800 years. It wouldn't surprise me if Eden is located within the Earth.

I do believe the Earth is hollow. And after reading Jan Lamprecht's book, I've also come to see there is enormous scientific evidence to support the theory - arguably more so than the traditional theory.
 
Thor said:
Jolie is a skank.
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She's one of the most charitable people in hollywood. She's pretty humble, and she's got blessed, blessed T&A.

Would Jesus think she's a skank?

Does Jesus like it when his followers call charitable people such names?

Would Jesus approve of such language?
 
uscitizen said:
Did you by any chance enjoy Brokeback Mountain ?
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No, I wouldn't enjoy it, even considering that Ledger was a great actor.

Beefy said:
She's one of the most charitable people in hollywood. She's pretty humble, and she's got blessed, blessed T&A.

Would Jesus think she's a skank?

Does Jesus like it when his followers call charitable people such names?

Would Jesus approve of such language?
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I agree with point one, but Jesus is probably upset with the way she has lived her life so far. That said, she really seems to be reforming herself (a very Christian ideal), and the truth of point one makes it hard for me to ever do anything except bow down before her and renob...
 
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