1. Show up naked.
2. Bring alcohol.
to be honest, either one alone will probably suffice....
How many of these do guys actually fulfill? That is the dream list, we generally have to pick one or two items from the list and hope we can find the guy who fulfills those two things. Sometimes it is a stretch though. We pretend a lot of times that our guys have that one good quality, he doesn't drool, too often
tom how does it feel to be the equivalent of the out of touch grandma that sends fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:fw emails?
How many of these do guys actually fulfill? That is the dream list, we generally have to pick one or two items from the list and hope we can find the guy who fulfills those two things. Sometimes it is a stretch though. We pretend a lot of times that our guys have that one good quality, he doesn't drool, too often
And think of how much time and energy we spend whipping them into better shape even if we do get a good one! Sometimes it's like they've been raised by wolves.
(No offense to my mother-in-law).
tom how does it feel to be the equivalent of the out of touch grandma that sends fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:fw emails?