It's That Time of the Year

[Howey]

http://www.onlinethreatalerts.com/article/2013/12/13/your-amazon-com-order-virus-email-message/

I just got this email and had enough sense not to open the link.

Beware!

 

[Howey]

Amazon sucks I would never order from them.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

yes, clearly Amazon sucks, which is why it is doing so poorly... /sarcasm

 

[Howey]

Just because I'm smart not to fall for their scam doesn't mean everyone is. I've never had an order processed right from them.

 

[cancel2 2022]

The best advice of all is to use Linux and never get a virus ever again.

 

[Damocles]

I literally just got this email. LOL.

Sadly, I can believe that some could be fooled.... but wow. It wasn't even tempting.

 

[The Dude]

Amazon is the shit!
I'm scared of the stock
Love the service

 

[Damocles]

Amazon is the shit!
I'm scared of the stock
Love the service

The stock is way overvalued. I avoid it.

 

[The Dude]

The stock is way overvalued. I avoid it.

I never buy stock with sky high pe's
I buy safer than market blue chips

 

[canceled.2021.1]

I never buy stock with sky high pe's
I buy safer than market blue chips

Other than Apple

 

[The Dude]

Other than Apple

Hi stalker boy
Apple is low pe high profit
You simpleton

 

[canceled.2021.1]

Hi stalker boy
Apple is low pe high profit
You simpleton

But you managed to lose 25% and bought at $700



Tell us all about it Warren

I have never lost 25% on ANYTHING

 

[The Dude]

But you managed to lose 25% and bought at $700



Tell us all about it Warren

I have never lost 25% on ANYTHING

I will sell it way over 1,000
You moron

 

[canceled.2021.1]

I will sell it way over 1,000
You moron

Oh $1000 now?

You claimed $900 a couple weeks ago.



Sure I think someone will pay you $1000 for it

 

[The Dude]

Oh $1000 now?

You claimed $900 a couple weeks ago.

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Sure I think someone will pay you $1000 for it

You'll still be licking my taint when I report it sold a couple Yeats from now

 

[canceled.2021.1]

I will sell it way over 1,000
You moron

BTW you don't even have a set profit target. How do you expect to make money?

That is investing 101. First year finance majors learn about proper money management. Anyone who knows anything knows it isn't getting every pick right. It is minimizing losses and managing risk. Something you don't do..

Oh well it is your money. I would hate to see you on the Causeway selling crawfish out of your Pinto because your oversized ego caused you to go bankrupt

 

[canceled.2021.1]

You'll still be licking my taint when I report it sold a couple Yeats from now

Tell me again how you made $200,000 in dividends

I love that one

 

[The Dude]

Tell me again how you made $200,000 in dividends

I love that one

So you are a property manager
That explains why investment income is so new to you

 

[canceled.2021.1]

So you are a property manager
That explains why investment income is so new to you

 

[Minister of Truth]

Everyone remember the "I Love You" bug?