It's true!
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Dems are DUMB
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Liberals Switching To Trump After Realizing He's Their Only Reason For Living
A new poll has found that more liberals are switching their vote to Trump after realizing he's their entire reason for living.
Many progressives went to the polls intending to vote for Biden and switched at the last moment, suddenly having an existential crisis.
If Trump loses, they realized, they would not have anyone to blame all their problems on, or claim to be oppressed by.
"Without Trump, I'd be lost. It's a real Batman-Joker situation here," said Xander Zee as he protested in front of the White House, begging people to vote for Trump. "He's my muse, the object of my passion, the orange of my eye."
Millions of liberals looked at the polls and saw that Trump was supposed to be losing to Biden, and began screaming at the sky in anguish. "Don't take him from us! Why, cruel world!? WHY!!?!?!"
They are currently holding out hope that if Trump loses, he'll refuse to leave office.
https://babylonbee.com/news/more-li...er-realizing-hes-their-only-reason-for-living
A new poll has found that more liberals are switching their vote to Trump after realizing he's their entire reason for living.
Many progressives went to the polls intending to vote for Biden and switched at the last moment, suddenly having an existential crisis.
If Trump loses, they realized, they would not have anyone to blame all their problems on, or claim to be oppressed by.
"Without Trump, I'd be lost. It's a real Batman-Joker situation here," said Xander Zee as he protested in front of the White House, begging people to vote for Trump. "He's my muse, the object of my passion, the orange of my eye."
Millions of liberals looked at the polls and saw that Trump was supposed to be losing to Biden, and began screaming at the sky in anguish. "Don't take him from us! Why, cruel world!? WHY!!?!?!"
They are currently holding out hope that if Trump loses, he'll refuse to leave office.
https://babylonbee.com/news/more-li...er-realizing-hes-their-only-reason-for-living
The Anonymous
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Well if you live in a gated village in Central Florida that’s what is expected
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Do they burn a lot of firewood in central FL?
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You tell me, it’s your type of territory
The Anonymous
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You're the one that said it. You think people who live in central FL need to burn firewood to keep warm?
Don’t know, nor care, just that they would have more Trump signs than firewood, as I said, your type of territory
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But you said it, so if you don't know or care, WTF, dude?
No, I don’t care what they burn in Central Florida, nor actually do I care about Biden/Trump signs, just commenting that one who notices more firewood than Biden signs most likely hails from a gated village in Central Florida, or a locale pretty similar
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You think people who live in central FL burn lots of firewood, or don't you?