I've decided to found a new religion

FUCK THE POLICE

911 EVERY DAY
Our new God will be the gracious Colorado shooter, aimed so righteously at clearing the world of so much wrong. One day, he will rise, and when he rises he shall rise with rhiteous and merciful anger and kill everyone who disagrees with him! So be forewarned, join or die!

Just think about it. What can you gain from being a non-believer? Nothing. And for believing, the possible rewards are infinite.
 
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