I've decided to run for president in 2016

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If elected, I promise to suspend the constitution, declare martial law, and rule by decree.

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

You've got my vote Water!

 

[/MSG/]

My love for you outweights my love for freedom, so you have my vote.

 

[cancel2 2022]

If elected, I promise to suspend the constitution, declare martial law, and rule by decree.

Don't you have to be at least 35?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

you wont get any more votes than you did in 2012.....

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Don't you have to be at least 35?

LOL, just like you've got to be "born in the United States", right?

 

[cancel2 2022]

LOL, just like you've got to be "born in the United States", right?

Isn't Mississippi part of the US?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Isn't Mississippi part of the US?

Not really.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

If elected, I promise to suspend the constitution, declare martial law, and rule by decree.

What's your position on exterminating the Irish?

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

What's your position on exterminating the Irish?

LOL

 

[Minister of Truth]

Free McDonald's meals on Sundays and Wednesdays added to the NSAP for all Americans making less than $60k/year! This will replace the McDonald's cheap cheeseburger deal on those days.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

My first task will be to set to work on the first American Five-Year plan. This will involve farm collectivization, which will be instituted by taking over the large American agribusinesses and running them essentially as they are now. As well, all reality television will be banned, the money used for its production seized and allocated elsewhere. The national languages will be Tocharian and Esperanto.

 

[/MSG/]

My first task will be to set to work on the first American Five-Year plan. This will involve farm collectivization, which will be instituted by taking over the large American agribusinesses and running them essentially as they are now. As well, all reality television will be banned, the money used for its production seized and allocated elsewhere. The national languages will be Tocharian and Esperanto.

It should spoken Esperanto and written in classical Mongolian.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I remember when some people took Esperanto seriously.