“JD Vance To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party”

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JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party

PALM BEACH, FL—Despite begging to attend the party in his suit like every other member of Donald Trump’s future cabinet, Vice President-elect JD Vance was reportedly forced to dress as an elf Friday for the Mar-a-Lago Christmas party. “Hey everyone, I’m JD, the Christmas elf!” the 40-year-old...

theonion.com

May be satire, but it rings true, if the Messiah ordered it, JD, or any other of the Waylon Smithers, which is just about all Republicans, would eagerly agree.

 

[Walt]

It is almost no satire, which is the sad part.

 

[AProudLefty]

We're already in the Twilight Zone so it has to be true.

 

[Lionfish]

JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party

PALM BEACH, FL—Despite begging to attend the party in his suit like every other member of Donald Trump’s future cabinet, Vice President-elect JD Vance was reportedly forced to dress as an elf Friday for the Mar-a-Lago Christmas party. “Hey everyone, I’m JD, the Christmas elf!” the 40-year-old...

theonion.com

May be satire, but it rings true, if the Messiah ordered it, JD, or any other of the Waylon Smithers, which is just about all Republicans, would eagerly agree.

Poor anchovies,