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Jesus vs the GOP
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Deuteronomy 13:12-16New International Version (NIV)
12 If you hear it said about one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you to live in 13 that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods you have not known), 14 then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, 15 you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely,[a] both its people and its livestock.[ 16 You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt,
12 If you hear it said about one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you to live in 13 that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods you have not known), 14 then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, 15 you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely,[a] both its people and its livestock.[ 16 You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt,
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That explains ISIS.
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
It is impossible to be Christian and Republican at the same time. In order to claim both, one of them has to be a lie.
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Many conservatives do, though. Are they liars?
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
It is obvious.
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Perhaps they don't truly believe the commands that Jesus gave were valid. Could that be it?
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
They want to hate and be greedy but still want to go to heaven.
They pick what they want to believe and no one stops them.
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Isn't the GOP base rapidly aging?
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
The GOP base is rapidly dying.
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Younger voters are repulsed by their hypocritical social conservatism, aren't they?
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
They are.
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Wasn't Jesus a refugee?
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
His mother was turned away too.
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Maybe the innkeeper thought they looked Syrian.
Would panicked pusillanimous panty-pissers let baby Jesus into the USA?
