Joke

cancel2 2022

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then administered a tender and skilful massage for several long moments and softly asked 'How does that feel'?

Feels wonderful, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
 
HE WAS JUST IN IT FOR THE HAND JOB AND WAS HIDING THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS THUMB BEING BROKEN BECAUSE IT LEAD TO A WOMAN TOUCHING HIS PENIS
 
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haha funny mott, but i've finally crushed the last remnants of religious opression in my family. They no longer bother me about such trivial stuff like god.
 
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