Junk Bonds From the Bad Bank

[Sammy Jankis]

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I get my Junk bonds from the Bad bank, where they're kept in an unsecure vault guarded by a lazy employee.

Something really weird is going on.

 

[Damocles]

Wha?

 

[Sammy Jankis]

Wha?

Don't feign confusion. You know you're doing that. It's confusionary and divertostatic. At least be honest.

 

[uscitizen]

Ohh those junk bonds are the foundation for the new republican plan to privatize Social Security. they are your future. Be a libertarian and go guard them yourself.

 

[charver]

divertostatic

Use this more, i like it.