T. A. Gardner
Serial Thread Killer
Brown Recluse spider bites are annoying but rarely deadly
I saw a man hospitalized with a recluse bite. It was nasty.
The fat pussy could stand to lose a limb.Gun rights advocate Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two Black Lives Matter protesters in 2020, was hospitalized after being bitten by a venomous spider.
The 23-year-old shared photos from his hospital bed Wednesday and told his followers on social media that he was bitten by a brown recluse.
“The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” Rittenhouse said, along with images of himself attached to an IV and another showing the swollen bite mark.
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Kyle Rittenhouse is hospital after BLM protest shooter is bitten by a venomous spider
Kyle Rittenhouse, who was acquitted of all charges in connection to a 2020 shooting during Black Lives Matter protests shared photos of the spider bite from his hospital bedwww.independent.co.uk
Foreal. Fuck that guy. Someone else said he hopes Rittenhouse is ok. I don't.I was going to give him a reprieve and not harp on him when he's suffering, but he went and opened his craven, fat mouth. Murderboy can blow a cactus.
They are!I nearly lost a foot to a recluse bite. It left a dark scar over an inch and a half in diameter and took zinc wraps every week for almost two months. Evil little bastards they are!
his kills were righteous.What a whiney little murderer bitch.
I knew a guy who worked in an ER and the most repulsive thing he saw was a spider bite that bloomed into necrosis of a man's entire back.I saw a man hospitalized with a recluse bite. It was nasty.
Now that's just silly!Spider's mouth infected by Kyle Rittenhouse
A brown recluse spider is currently receiving treatment after accidentally getting a mouthful of acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse.
"I was just keeping to myself, man," the spider told Boing Boing in an exclusive interview. "You know, being reclusive and sh*t. Anyway, this bag of doughnuts, what's his name, Rittenhouse? Yeah, no. This guy comes along and next thing you know, he's got his frigging back all up in my grill. Layin' down on me like we've been spoonin's like sweet baboos frickin' years. I dunno 'bout you, but I don't put up with no crap like that. Yeah, right, I bit him."
What's the matter, gumby? Can't take what you magats dish out?Always a pleasure to see JPP marxist compassion on display
Ahh, the irony of it all!Thoughts and prayers.