Kyle Rittenhouse is rushed to the hospital after bitten by a venomous spider

Brown Recluse spider bites are annoying but rarely deadly

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Gun rights advocate Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two Black Lives Matter protesters in 2020, was hospitalized after being bitten by a venomous spider.

The 23-year-old shared photos from his hospital bed Wednesday and told his followers on social media that he was bitten by a brown recluse.

“The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” Rittenhouse said, along with images of himself attached to an IV and another showing the swollen bite mark.


The fat pussy could stand to lose a limb.
 

Spider's mouth infected by Kyle Rittenhouse​


A brown recluse spider is currently receiving treatment after accidentally getting a mouthful of acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse.

"I was just keeping to myself, man," the spider told Boing Boing in an exclusive interview. "You know, being reclusive and sh*t. Anyway, this bag of doughnuts, what's his name, Rittenhouse? Yeah, no. This guy comes along and next thing you know, he's got his frigging back all up in my grill. Layin' down on me like we've been spoonin's like sweet baboos frickin' years. I dunno 'bout you, but I don't put up with no crap like that. Yeah, right, I bit him."

Now that's just silly! 😁
 
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