Larry Craig Bathroom Etiquette

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Cypress

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There's a major flaw in Larry Craig's excuse.

He claims he wasn't playing footsie with the cop...he simply has a "wide stance" when taking a dump. That's why his foot was over in the other dude's stall.


Men: think about it. When your pants are down around your ankles, how FAR can you really spread your feet? I mean you can't really do the cheerleader splits that Larry Craig evidently alleges to use. You've got like maybe two feet of slack, max. It simply defies the laws of physics, that your foot could stretch over into the other dude's stall.

I'm calling bullshit on Mr. Craig.

:toilet:
 
I try to keep the pants from touching the floor. I therefore keep them up around the knees. This actually leaves less room for stretching out to play footsie.
 
Damocles said:
I try to keep the pants from touching the floor. I therefore keep them up around the knees. This actually leaves less room for stretching out to play footsie.
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Exactly!

His bullshit story doesn't pass the smell test (pardon the pun).

Unless he takes his freakin' pants OFF to take a dump. LOL
 
Damocles said:
I try to keep the pants from touching the floor. I therefore keep them up around the knees. This actually leaves less room for stretching out to play footsie.
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I was thinking the same thing about around the knees. But I think you could likely get your feet further apart that way unless you have like a size 50 waist. Still, his story sounds ridiculous to me as well.
 
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