Late night tacos

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I need them. I will pay anyone who delivers me tacos with a authentic autographed photo of myself, worth an estimated $100,000,000,000,000.00
 

It was an old joke.
A guy tires to pick up a good looking woman, in the bar, and she'll have nothing to do with him.
Finally he asks her if she would sleep with him, for a million dollars.
She says yes and they start to leave.
He stops and then asks her if she'd blow him in the parking lot, for $20.00 and she gets irate and tells him that she's no whore.
His reply is Wait just a minute, we've already determined what you are; we're just negotiating fees and services at this time.
 
It was an old joke.
A guy tires to pick up a good looking woman, in the bar, and she'll have nothing to do with him.
Finally he asks her if she would sleep with him, for a million dollars.
She says yes and they start to leave.
He stops and then asks her if she'd blow him in the parking lot, for $20.00 and she gets irate and tells him that she's no whore.
His reply is Wait just a minute, we've already determined what you are; we're just negotiating fees and services at this time.
And? It is very likely that, ashamed or not, everybody here has a price.
 
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