MUELLER TEMPTS LUSTFUL LIBERAL LASS
Chelsea Handler has the hots for Robert Mueller.
“I’m not embarrassed by my feelings for Robert Mueller,” Handler, 44, wrote in her new book, "Life Will Be the Death of Me". “I am legitimately attracted to him and everything he stands for. I suspect there will be a lot of people naming their baby boys Bob after this whole shitshow is over.”
“Through the months of thick fog and despair after the election, he was the one bright spot,” her explicit tome continued. “I had finally found the first Republican I could see myself being penetrated by.”
Handler's book was wrapped up before Mueller released the results of his investigation, which didn't find any evidence of collusion with Russia.
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