Laura Bush had skin cancer tumor removed

Ah well...our rich politicians and their spouses will always be diagnosed quickly and be in little danger as they have every inch of their precious bodies checked over by the finest doctors in the world twice a year on our dime.

Personally, I feel it a privilege to have money taken out of my pay check every week to go towards making certain that nothing is growing on Laura Bush's chain smoking pale body, and that Dick Cheney's heart is still beating.

Truly, we're blessed in this country.
 
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