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Why does the American Bar Association prohibit sex between attorneys and their clients?
To prevent the client for being billed twice for what is essentially the same service
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Two lawyers are on a commercial flight to San Francisco when the stewardess, in a panicked voice, announces that the pilot has passed out and asks whether any of the passengers can fly. The lawyers, both of whom have their pilot's license, rush to the cockpit.
George takes over the controls and heads towards the nearest airport. He brings the airplane to a screeching halt, almost going over the end of the runway. "That is the shortest runway I've ever seen!" he shouts to Bernie. "It can't be more than a hundred feet long!"
"Yeah," Bernie answers, "but it must be at least a mile wide!"
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Thanks to progress in medical technology, it has become possible to buy brain material from people who have died. Jane, who was born with less than her fair share of cerebral matter, enters a brain shop and inquires about prices.
"Well," the shopkeeper replies, "you can purchase doctors' brains for $100 an ounce, and Ph.D.s go for $200 per ounce. Then, I've got lawyers' brains for $10,000 per ounce."
"Ten thousand dollars per ounce!" Jane exclaimed. "Why are lawyer's brains so expensive?"
"Do you have any idea how many lawyers have to die before I can harvest just one ounce of brains?" the shopkeeper responded.
To prevent the client for being billed twice for what is essentially the same service
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Two lawyers are on a commercial flight to San Francisco when the stewardess, in a panicked voice, announces that the pilot has passed out and asks whether any of the passengers can fly. The lawyers, both of whom have their pilot's license, rush to the cockpit.
George takes over the controls and heads towards the nearest airport. He brings the airplane to a screeching halt, almost going over the end of the runway. "That is the shortest runway I've ever seen!" he shouts to Bernie. "It can't be more than a hundred feet long!"
"Yeah," Bernie answers, "but it must be at least a mile wide!"
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Thanks to progress in medical technology, it has become possible to buy brain material from people who have died. Jane, who was born with less than her fair share of cerebral matter, enters a brain shop and inquires about prices.
"Well," the shopkeeper replies, "you can purchase doctors' brains for $100 an ounce, and Ph.D.s go for $200 per ounce. Then, I've got lawyers' brains for $10,000 per ounce."
"Ten thousand dollars per ounce!" Jane exclaimed. "Why are lawyer's brains so expensive?"
"Do you have any idea how many lawyers have to die before I can harvest just one ounce of brains?" the shopkeeper responded.
