Leftism: An Incurable Disease

Granule

Firebrand
Take the test, perverts. I want to see how you snowflakes score! ;)


Call it Global Stockholm Syndrome, Mass Psychogenic Illness, or the Leftist Plague, as it will be called, in a hundred years, by grandparents who are explaining to their grandchildren the demise of Western civilization. The disease that leaves the sufferer with not an ounce of critical thinking ability — and, yes, leftism is a disease, one that is airborne, one that is spreading rapidly, and one that, sadly, there is no cure for.

First, we have to diagnose leftism, in the hopes that we can one day find a cure and even better, a vaccine to save future children the pain and suffering that goes along with this horrible disease. So, if you think you are coming down with symptoms, or fear loved ones are, or that 90 percent of your Facebook page has been infected with the leftist plague, here are the 20 ways of the “am I,” or “are you,” or “are they” leftist test:

Climate change is more of a threat than Islamic extremism.
You think the cure for terrorism is a hug.
You think the president or people on the right are more dangerous than Islamic terrorism.
You watch The View.
You think Joe and Mika make a cute couple.
You were saddened by the television show Girls being canceled.
You have more disdain for friends who think differently than jihadists who want to kill you.
You need a “safe space.”
You think people should be fired for free speech.
You find yourself protesting in Birkenstocks.
You agree with Tucker’s second guest.
The president has caused you to lose sleep, given you rashes, harmed your sex life, or “broken you.”
You are or want to be a pundit on CNN or MSNBC.
You find Samantha Bee even mildly amusing.
You take ten private jets to a climate change summit
You have private armed security and call for gun control.
You are in the entertainment industry; yes, there are a handful of exceptions, and I mean a handful.
You have had a sexual fantasy featuring Bernie Sanders or Sarah Silverman and think a summer home in Venezuela sounds romantic.
You find Don Lemon informative.
You haven’t laughed once while reading this.
 
Ahh, yes. The last item in the opening post list.

First of all, many of these lines aren't jokes, but are actual talking-points.
Secondly, they're not funny because they're cringy. These are things said by edgelords who think parroting Fox News talking points makes them dangerous. I'm not offended, I'm sad that humans are pathetic.
 
The only incurable disease is rampant stupidity. The right has embraced it in ways that give a whiff of the antichrist pulling some strings. Nationalistic behavior, after a recession. I still can't believe the parallel doesn't freak you rightists out. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I reiterate my first comment.
 
First of all, many of these lines aren't jokes, but are actual talking-points.
Secondly, they're not funny because they're cringy. These are things said by edgelords who think parroting Fox News talking points makes them dangerous. I'm not offended, I'm sad that humans are pathetic.

I just read this post, and then reviewed the last item on the list in the opening post. It is very interesting to compare this post of yours to that last item. It gives me the warm fuzzies, and it makes me LOL. That last item hit the nail on the head, and everything you post makes it even funnier.
 
I just read this post, and then reviewed the last item on the list in the opening post. It is very interesting to compare this post of yours to that last item. It gives me the warm fuzzies, and it makes me LOL. That last item hit the nail on the head, and everything you post makes it even funnier.

So edgy!
 
Take the test, perverts. I want to see how you snowflakes score! ;)


Call it Global Stockholm Syndrome, Mass Psychogenic Illness, or the Leftist Plague, as it will be called, in a hundred years, by grandparents who are explaining to their grandchildren the demise of Western civilization. The disease that leaves the sufferer with not an ounce of critical thinking ability — and, yes, leftism is a disease, one that is airborne, one that is spreading rapidly, and one that, sadly, there is no cure for.

First, we have to diagnose leftism, in the hopes that we can one day find a cure and even better, a vaccine to save future children the pain and suffering that goes along with this horrible disease. So, if you think you are coming down with symptoms, or fear loved ones are, or that 90 percent of your Facebook page has been infected with the leftist plague, here are the 20 ways of the “am I,” or “are you,” or “are they” leftist test:

Climate change is more of a threat than Islamic extremism.
You think the cure for terrorism is a hug.
You think the president or people on the right are more dangerous than Islamic terrorism.
You watch The View.
You think Joe and Mika make a cute couple.
You were saddened by the television show Girls being canceled.
You have more disdain for friends who think differently than jihadists who want to kill you.
You need a “safe space.”
You think people should be fired for free speech.
You find yourself protesting in Birkenstocks.
You agree with Tucker’s second guest.
The president has caused you to lose sleep, given you rashes, harmed your sex life, or “broken you.”
You are or want to be a pundit on CNN or MSNBC.
You find Samantha Bee even mildly amusing.
You take ten private jets to a climate change summit
You have private armed security and call for gun control.
You are in the entertainment industry; yes, there are a handful of exceptions, and I mean a handful.
You have had a sexual fantasy featuring Bernie Sanders or Sarah Silverman and think a summer home in Venezuela sounds romantic.
You find Don Lemon informative.
You haven’t laughed once while reading this.

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